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Penis cutters? Oooh, what a terrible combination! [Nov. 11th, 2006|04:50 pm]
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http://www.crapville.com/game_holder.asp?ID=184

Terrible flash game slit your wrist thingie, but it's a change from your normal "avoid the bombs thing" Here you're supposed to avoid the bandages. Terrible, but if you have a sick sense of humor like me it does pass the time for a couple of minutes.

I lost and it said "PUSSY! You failed at failure."

And an older news entry but definitely worth posting. I'd be so mad if I was in court for something.. and this man was pumping his penis instead of paying attention to what was going on in his court room. Oh hells no.

 Verdict Coming For "Penis Pump" Judge
Closing arguments n exposure trial of ex-Oklahoma jurist
6/30 UPDATE: After five hours of deliberation, an Oklahoma jury last night convicted Donald
Thompson of indecent exposure and recommended that the former judge serve a year in prison on each of four felony counts. His sentencing was scheduled for August 14.

JUNE 29--Closing arguments are scheduled today in the trial of the former Oklahoma judge charged with indecent exposure for using a penis pump (among other really gross acts) while on the bench. Donald Thompson, 59, is facing felony counts for his alleged lewd behavior while a Creek County District Court jurist (Thompson resigned from the bench in 2004). According to a yucky probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by court employees. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge.
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[User Picture]From: electrosoundwav
2006-11-11 10:43 pm (UTC)
I guess that case really left him pumped up
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-11 10:47 pm (UTC)
lol! *groooooooan*
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[User Picture]From: cricketcat7
2006-11-11 11:21 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. Must go play.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-11 11:53 pm (UTC)
;) I was hoping that would be the response and I wouldn't get flamed.
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[User Picture]From: spuzzlightyear
2006-11-12 12:20 am (UTC)
You're a little behind in the news!

He was found not guilty, and given his pump back.

He proceeded to give a press conferencing where much "SHOOP"ing could be heard from under the table.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 12:30 am (UTC)
LOL!

Are you serious about him being found nto guilty!?!
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[User Picture]From: esme
2006-11-12 02:23 am (UTC)
Did he shave and oil his bits in court? O.o Whoa. Dude has problems. Big problems.

I'll have to try the game later tonight after some studying. I'll feel like it then! ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 02:24 am (UTC)
I don't know! lol. I don't want to ask him.

Haha, I'd play it at work, but I fear I'd be fired.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-11-12 04:28 am (UTC)
I WON!!!


"Sufficient blood loss... conggratualations, you committed suicide. No one will remember you."



I got excited when i did and told my friend "Yay! I killed myself!!!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 04:30 am (UTC)
LOL! Funny! I found it hard to avoid the damn bandages and gauze.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-11-12 04:33 am (UTC)
Leave it to the whiny goth kid to beat -that- game...

;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 04:35 am (UTC)
haha, nice! ;)
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[User Picture]From: usexpat
2006-11-12 05:00 am (UTC)
Wow... talk about losing face. If this were in Feudal Japan, he would be expected to take his own life rather than live with his shame (I think).
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 05:03 am (UTC)
Ooof.

I'll remember never to masturbate in Japan. ;) Publicly at least.
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[User Picture]From: my2_front_teeth
2006-11-12 08:17 am (UTC)

I kept getting disoriented. . .

mistaking the rolls of TP for falling ceramic mugs. I did, however, notice that the images of the run-ins with the falling toilet paper rather more closely resemble the application of restraints than they do of bandages, so that's gotta count for something, doesn't it? At any rate, sharps-juggling strikes me more of the pure psychodramatic, risk-taking behavior that indicates a personality disorder than of the determined suicidality- frequently co-occuring with psychomotor retardation symptomatic of mood disorders.

In short, working the Strait-Razor Acrobatics booth at the carnival is just a cry for help. It's really only those involed with the "Ye Ole Musket Swallowing" and jousting on the zipwire steed-type games who really *mean* it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 03:00 pm (UTC)

Re: I kept getting disoriented. . .

I don't think my carnival had that game.... ;)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-11-12 05:37 pm (UTC)

Eeeeeouch!!!

My goodness, lol. Thats gotta hurt.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-11-12 05:38 pm (UTC)

Re: Eeeeeouch!!!

;)
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