In a land where women are not found.
Awww. Well, it's a cute substitute. ;)
At the last moment, Jim pulled away. Some lines just weren't made for a polar bear to cross-not even for the last fish in the ocean.
Eeep! The scorpion part really squicked me out...yikes!
Guy: Really, I've been told that before and, um...
Polar Bear: C'mon...I promise. I swear it.
Guy: I dunno, I heard what happened to the last guy, so I'm a little wary...
Polar Bear: Hey, hey...that was entirely different...besides, that was a few years ago. I'm a different bear now...you're not like the other guy. I *promise* not to maul you.
In regards to that picture..Wow. That' s probably a great way to get your face eaten. :) (That's not to say I wouldn't be tempted to nuzzle a polar bear through a window too...)
THAT MAN IS ABOUT TO GET FACE RAPED BY THAT POLAR BEAR
It's about to be something.
Do I have something in my teeth?
I did not know that!
I wonder if the fellow in the picture is aware of this?
Stranded in the Arctic, John hadn't seen a real woman in 3 years...
hehe... and hey, at least they're warm? ;)
"Oh, so you had tuna for lunch too!"
I'm so jealous...i would LOVE to cuddle a polar bear....i'd climb out the window and huggle it!
And caption...umm..... "Hunny, i'm off for work!" I dunno..too cute! I want one
Careful! Cute, but cute can be deadly!
My... "lunch" is just out of reach. Maybe if I act cute, he'll get a little closer.
hehe. We always fall for the cute. Or I do..
"THERES A MOTHAFUCKIN POLAR BEAR IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN SNOW PLOW!"
And yea...I try to avoid putting scorpions down my pants usually...except for when a blue moon falls on the second saturday of january on a leap year...so you know.
lol, yeah, you gotta watch out for when all those things come into alignment, for then Zombies will roam the earth.