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Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France. [Oct. 19th, 2006|12:14 am]
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[mood |weirdweird]
[music |La Valse De La Fourberie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUaWRW0GI9Y

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From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

(Feel free to continue it from there... I bet it could create a funny story if everyone built on it... It's from an old forward I've been peiceing together lines from every few months or so.)
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-10-19 06:02 pm (UTC)
"But before she could enjoy another night of Hasselhoff's bouncing pecs, another cry echoed in the house. This one sounded distinctly inhuman, and it only seemed natural (in a classic horror movie sort of way) to investigate, unarmed of course."

As she furtively ascended the attic stairs, Marge clutched her copy of People tightly to her busom, drawing strength from the fact that Jennifer Anniston was rumored to be unhappy. Reaching the top she hesitated, placing her ear to the door and listening. Was this simply another of Billy's perverted nude "art installations", or had he finally made good on his threats regarding the local squirrel population?
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-10-19 08:11 pm (UTC)
"drawing strength from the fact that Jennifer Anniston was rumored to be unhappy."


That's wonderful!!!
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-10-19 08:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:11 pm (UTC)
It REALLY is.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:07 pm (UTC)
ROFL.

Oooh. You make me smile.
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