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Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France. [Oct. 19th, 2006|12:14 am]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUaWRW0GI9Y

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From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

(Feel free to continue it from there... I bet it could create a funny story if everyone built on it... It's from an old forward I've been peiceing together lines from every few months or so.)
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From: skittish_derby
2006-10-19 07:34 am (UTC)
huh... that line about jeopardy came from a stand up comic.. i can't remember the name, but i am sure i heard it before at least twice... so... i don't feel right adding to it...

but interesting start.

:ponders:

yeah.

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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2006-10-19 12:20 pm (UTC)

my story goes on...and ooon and ooon and ooon and OOOOON....!!

(She poured herself another coffee, hitched up her pantyhose, then settled down to watch the latest re-run of Baywatch.)

But before she could enjoy another night of Hasselhoff's bouncing pecs, another cry echoed in the house. This one sounded distinctly inhuman, and it only seemed natural (in a classic horror movie sort of way) to investigate, unarmed of course.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 01:54 pm (UTC)

Re: my story goes on...and ooon and ooon and ooon and OOOOON....!!

LOL.

Nice!

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 01:52 pm (UTC)
It was from an email that was sentout about interesting analogies and metaphors that were sent in by high school students. *shrug*


And this isn't being published or anything. It was just a prompt to pull up some amusing responses.
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From: skittish_derby
2006-10-19 06:31 pm (UTC)
hmm.. okay... sorry, i didn't mean to offend... i shoulda just kept my mouth shut...

but you're right... i remember that, my ap english teacher gave me a list a few years ago... must have misplaced that in my memory.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:08 pm (UTC)
You didn't offend. I was just confused as to why you were upset.
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