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Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France. [Oct. 19th, 2006|12:14 am]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUaWRW0GI9Y

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From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

(Feel free to continue it from there... I bet it could create a funny story if everyone built on it... It's from an old forward I've been peiceing together lines from every few months or so.)
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[User Picture]From: madbard
2006-10-19 05:20 am (UTC)
Marge glanced upwards from the kitchen. "How long is he going to practice those appendectomies before he finally applies to med school?" she mused.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 05:29 am (UTC)
(HAHA! Looking forward to see where someone goes with that.)
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2006-10-19 07:32 am (UTC)
She poured herself another coffee, hitched up her pantyhose, then settled down to watch the latest re-run of Baywatch.
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From: wupperware
2006-10-19 05:28 am (UTC)
cracked pepper in beer? depending on which beer it might actually make it taste better :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 05:30 am (UTC)
I think I'm gonna stick to my pepperless vodka, thanks. ;)
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From: wupperware
2006-10-19 05:42 am (UTC)
vodka is a different story, considering it's usually mixed with something that tastes good.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 01:50 pm (UTC)
true!
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[User Picture]From: spuzzlightyear
2006-10-19 05:30 am (UTC)
And another thing, Rowdy Piper was born in Canada.

SCOTLAND CAN CLAIN NOTHING TO IT'S NAME!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 01:50 pm (UTC)
lol.... wow.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-10-19 08:10 pm (UTC)
What about golf?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:10 pm (UTC)
Is Scotland big on golf?
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-10-20 12:09 am (UTC)
They invented it, i think....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-20 12:31 am (UTC)
*nod* I have a vague recollection of this.
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From: skittish_derby
2006-10-19 07:34 am (UTC)
huh... that line about jeopardy came from a stand up comic.. i can't remember the name, but i am sure i heard it before at least twice... so... i don't feel right adding to it...

but interesting start.

:ponders:

yeah.

<3
me
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2006-10-19 12:20 pm (UTC)

my story goes on...and ooon and ooon and ooon and OOOOON....!!

(She poured herself another coffee, hitched up her pantyhose, then settled down to watch the latest re-run of Baywatch.)

But before she could enjoy another night of Hasselhoff's bouncing pecs, another cry echoed in the house. This one sounded distinctly inhuman, and it only seemed natural (in a classic horror movie sort of way) to investigate, unarmed of course.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 01:54 pm (UTC)

Re: my story goes on...and ooon and ooon and ooon and OOOOON....!!

LOL.

Nice!

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 01:52 pm (UTC)
It was from an email that was sentout about interesting analogies and metaphors that were sent in by high school students. *shrug*


And this isn't being published or anything. It was just a prompt to pull up some amusing responses.
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From: skittish_derby
2006-10-19 06:31 pm (UTC)
hmm.. okay... sorry, i didn't mean to offend... i shoulda just kept my mouth shut...

but you're right... i remember that, my ap english teacher gave me a list a few years ago... must have misplaced that in my memory.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:08 pm (UTC)
You didn't offend. I was just confused as to why you were upset.
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-10-19 04:35 pm (UTC)

Ummmmm........

I am so terrible with this.....lol. I'm going to take a ride on the slow short bus....again, lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 10:19 pm (UTC)

Re: Ummmmm........

ahh well. :)
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-10-19 06:02 pm (UTC)
"But before she could enjoy another night of Hasselhoff's bouncing pecs, another cry echoed in the house. This one sounded distinctly inhuman, and it only seemed natural (in a classic horror movie sort of way) to investigate, unarmed of course."

As she furtively ascended the attic stairs, Marge clutched her copy of People tightly to her busom, drawing strength from the fact that Jennifer Anniston was rumored to be unhappy. Reaching the top she hesitated, placing her ear to the door and listening. Was this simply another of Billy's perverted nude "art installations", or had he finally made good on his threats regarding the local squirrel population?
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-10-19 08:11 pm (UTC)
"drawing strength from the fact that Jennifer Anniston was rumored to be unhappy."


That's wonderful!!!
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-10-19 08:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:11 pm (UTC)
It REALLY is.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-19 11:07 pm (UTC)
ROFL.

Oooh. You make me smile.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-10-20 12:08 am (UTC)
As she furtively ascended the attic stairs, Marge clutched her copy of People tightly to her busom, drawing strength from the fact that Jennifer Anniston was rumored to be unhappy. Reaching the top she hesitated, placing her ear to the door and listening. Was this simply another of Billy's perverted nude "art installations", or had he finally made good on his threats regarding the local squirrel population?

She clasped the door handle cautiously and slowly turned the knob. The door creaked open slowly causing it to make a sound more ear wrenching than paul hamms voice...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-10-20 12:25 am (UTC)
Ha!
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