December 14th, 2006

Puddle Graphic

eyes sooo dry

Police in Peabody, Massachusettes, charged Gilbert DaSilva, 46, with slicing another man’s penis during an argument over the comparative sizes of their organs in a downtown bar. Police Captain J. Stephen Begley said that the dispute climaxed when the victim “exposed himself” and DaSilva pulled a knife and slashed at the victims organ, almost severing it. The victim said to be in his fifties, went to the hospital, where his penis was surgically reattached.

And for those of you that know my superhero costume consists of a habit... well, this might be amusing to you. It makes me giggle.

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