November 11th, 2006

sarcasm

Penis cutters? Oooh, what a terrible combination!

http://www.crapville.com/game_holder.asp?ID=184

Terrible flash game slit your wrist thingie, but it's a change from your normal "avoid the bombs thing" Here you're supposed to avoid the bandages. Terrible, but if you have a sick sense of humor like me it does pass the time for a couple of minutes.

I lost and it said "PUSSY! You failed at failure."

And an older news entry but definitely worth posting. I'd be so mad if I was in court for something.. and this man was pumping his penis instead of paying attention to what was going on in his court room. Oh hells no.

 Verdict Coming For "Penis Pump" Judge
Closing arguments n exposure trial of ex-Oklahoma jurist
6/30 UPDATE: After five hours of deliberation, an Oklahoma jury last night convicted Donald
Thompson of indecent exposure and recommended that the former judge serve a year in prison on each of four felony counts. His sentencing was scheduled for August 14.

JUNE 29--Closing arguments are scheduled today in the trial of the former Oklahoma judge charged with indecent exposure for using a penis pump (among other really gross acts) while on the bench. Donald Thompson, 59, is facing felony counts for his alleged lewd behavior while a Creek County District Court jurist (Thompson resigned from the bench in 2004). According to a yucky probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by court employees. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge.
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