June 6th, 2006

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Some say today's Armageddon.

I doubt it. But just in case of mass death and such:

How to Use a Defibrillator to Restore a Heartbeat

Defibrillation is the delivery of a powerful electrical shock to the heart. (The defibrillator is the device used in movies and TV shows: two handheld pads are placed on the victim’s chest while an actor yells “Clear!”) In the past, defibrillators were very heavy, expensive, needed regular maintenance, and were mostly found only in hospitals. Now there are more portable units available. A defibrillator should be used only for a Sudden Cardiac Arrest (SCA), an electrical problem that cannot be helped by CPR.

How to Use a Defibrillator

1. Turn on the defibrillator by pressing the green button. Most machines will provide both visual and voice prompts.


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And for those of you only here for the videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Yes. Leonard Nimoy. Yes. It's the MUSIC VIDEO for the Bilbo Baggins song. Oh, you know you want too.

Just say the devil made you do it. ;)

If you didn't believe in Hell beforehand... you will after.
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