May 29th, 2006

mandrake

Oh man. I laughed. Hard.

Ross Watt, 28, was arrested in Edinburgh after he was found just before 8:00 AM one morning on a city sidewalk with his pants pulled down having sex with a shoe. “If you have to do things like this,” Sherriff Richard Scott admonished him, “then you can do them in private.”
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