July 10th, 2005

fairy

For adults only.

Successful porn stars can make as much as $100,000 to have their sexual organs molded, copyrighted and sold. - Each sex toy.
  • Current Music
    Dell commercial.
Puddle Graphic

I like it. :)

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,

"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said,

"So why is the groom wearing black?"
  • Current Music
    Barney. Ay yi yi -- the nepotism special.