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Researchers at the University of Southampton (England) have found that constant kneeling in prayer can cause arthritis of the knees. The study of 2,000 people found that excessive kneeling strains the knee, increasing wear of its cartilage. Most at risk are vicars, priests and nuns, the study said. (Reuters)

"Did you know that if the garbage man comes around, and you don't have a sufficient amount of trash for him to pick up, you get arrested, evicted and all of your stuff gets sold to the circus? "