randomposting (randomposting) wrote,
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For all I know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8&feature=Featured&page=2&t=t&f=b

Hope is Emo.

One of my favorite youtube's of all time. So awesome.

and a random little jokeythingie.


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors and begins to read her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" " Reading
a book," she replies. (Thinking isn't it obvious?)

"You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading".

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up".

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I have not touched you," says the Game Warden.

That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
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