"Screw Brokeback Mountain--we do it better!"
;) And they did it first.
"My dad can beat up your dad."
hehe, which ones saying it?
"You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
Have I told you yet today that I love you? :)
"So, you ever been on a Roman...holiday?"
Or Brokeback/Ben-Hur cross-over humor...
"I wish I knew how to quit jews"
Interesting story about that scene (sorry if you heard this already). According to Gore Vidal, the director told the actor playing Messala to act as if he and Ben-Hur had been childhood lovers, and that he had been waiting to reunite with him for years. So Messala is constantly giving Chuck Heston these intense, smoky looks and is just a bit too happy just to be seeing a childhood friend. Meanwhile they told Mr. Heston absolutely nothing, knowing he'd freak out.
ROFL!! OMG! Your crossover is hysterical and I adore it. Wow.
-- And I didn't know that!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! That's totally cool. He would have freaked the hell out, without a doubt.
"Ahhh, the Holy Grail! We'll hide it, and in about a thousand years some silly king and his k-nnnnnnnigits will go on a crazy quest for it!"
"You can have this drink when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
"Did you take out the trash today like I asked you?"
"No. You left the trash under the golem again."
"Huh? What golem?"
"The one in the kitchen, silly."
"I don't know what you're... wait. Did you say in the kitchen?"
"God damn it! He ate my roast leapord!"
"If you drink it like this it will cure your hiccups".
guy on left- "Here's to our forbidden love!"
guy on right- "You look like Christopher Lambert from Highlander..."
*They drink, guy on right dies.*
guy on left- "There can be only one."
DVD Special Features included "Ben-HIM: When in Rome...."
"i see that your goblet is as big as mine, but lets see how you handle it!"
"Soo...you still on for that wife swapping tonight?"
Which reminds me... Happy Almost Rosh Hashana, all my fellow Jewses.
Oooh! That is coming up, isn't it?