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Oh, the things children say! [Sep. 11th, 2006|07:40 pm]
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[music |Marie Christine]

Three children were sitting in the park at recess, talking about the jobs their parents did.

The first kid said: "My dad writes a couple words on a paper, calls it a poem, and they give him 50 bucks."

Not too impressed, the second kid countered: "My dad writes a couple words on a paper, calls it a song, and they give him 100 bucks."

"Psh, that's nothing!" Said the third kid. "My dad writes a couple words, calls it a sermon, and it takes 8 people to collect all the money!"




And your daily youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd99gyE4jCk -- Now you too can be noticed with your shimmer-in-the-dark shirt!
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2006-09-12 03:05 am (UTC)
izzouch
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-19 02:08 pm (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: orangedust
2006-09-12 03:39 am (UTC)
hehehe i love that joke :)
MY dad does high profile search and recruitment kinda stuff and when I was a kid he could never be bothered explaining it and told me to tell all the other kids he was a head hunter.
At school they though my dad was some kind of maniac :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-19 02:09 pm (UTC)
lol! Funny.
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-09-12 03:52 am (UTC)
rofl..I'm definitely using that one
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-19 02:10 pm (UTC)
=) It's a great one.
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From: skittish_derby
2006-09-12 04:41 am (UTC)
my dad writes nonsense and calls it computer language... he doesn't get paid a lot, but better than i get paid.

<3
me
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From: skittish_derby
2006-09-12 04:43 am (UTC)
p.s. those shirts give boys another excuse to look at girls chests...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-19 02:11 pm (UTC)
They do. ;) Hence why there were no girls wearing them at the convention?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-19 02:10 pm (UTC)
I thought the computer world was where to be to get the moola?
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From: tommiie
2006-09-12 09:41 am (UTC)
He stared at me and growled, "My dad could beat up your dad!"

I thought about it for a second.

"... when?"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-19 02:11 pm (UTC)
hmm?
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[User Picture]From: my_wonderwall__
2006-09-12 11:45 am (UTC)
HAH!
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-09-12 05:02 pm (UTC)

Ohh my god, lol.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing, lol.

I want that shirt! lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-20 02:44 am (UTC)

Re: Ohh my god, lol.

=)

I'm excited about the shirt technology.
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From: ex_stdymphna813
2006-09-12 10:29 pm (UTC)
hehe, too funny. I write a poem and I get a copy of the magazine, 50 bucks would be nice heh. peace, nancy
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-20 02:45 am (UTC)
Aww, they didn't pay?
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