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How does one title this? Spermbabies? [Sep. 7th, 2006|06:56 am]
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=YO4GmUrQt0M&search=egg%20sex

Where's the Egg!?! I giggled.

Willie Windsor, 54, of Phoenix has for several years lived as a full-time baby, wearing frilly dresses, diapers and bonnets, sucking on a pacifier, eating Gerber cuisine, and habitually clutching a rag doll, in a home filled with oversized baby furniture. According to a long Phoenix New Times profile in June, the diaper is not just a prop. Windsor said he worked hard to become incontinent, even chaining the commode shut to avoid temptation, and the reporter admitted feeling "disconcert(ed)" that Windsor might be relieving himself at the very moment he was describing his un-toilet training. Apparently, Windsor's brother, ex-wife, girlfriend and a neighbor tolerate his lifestyle (though no girlfriend has yet been willing to change his diapers). Windsor is a semi-retired singer-actor and said he's been celibate for nine years. [Phoenix New Times, 6-9-05]
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[User Picture]From: lilpenguingurl1
2006-09-07 12:17 pm (UTC)
i saw one that was even worse than that on some talk show like 10 years ago. this guy actually had a nanny that changed his diapers, etc.

eww.
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 12:54 pm (UTC)
wtf did they say on the talk shows? didnt the nanny think it was weird? is this a fetish or something?
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[User Picture]From: iseestarsinyou
2006-09-07 12:55 pm (UTC)
i think it'd be one thing if it was a fetish, but to let it take over your entire life? that's almost more sad than anything...
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 12:58 pm (UTC)
disturbing. maybe the lifestyle IS the fetish.. ? but hes been celibate..
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-09-07 01:41 pm (UTC)
"he's been celibate for nine years"


..Gee, i wonder why.




Is that what we're calling it when we can't get layed? "I can't get lucky anymore!..i mean...I'm Celibate."
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 01:47 pm (UTC)
LOL apparently he does get "mommies" but he just wont do it. he doesnt even masturbate anymore.
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 01:44 pm (UTC)
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/Issues/2005-06-09/news/feature.html

i found more info on him. theres six pages in all. and the pictures.. oh god the pictures..
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From: margann
2006-09-07 01:48 pm (UTC)
crimeny
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-07 11:37 pm (UTC)
Aww, didn't it come through?
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[User Picture]From: adaveen
2006-09-07 02:15 pm (UTC)
Oh Gee - ANOTHER guy that just doesn't want to freakin' grow up.

I guess at least he's HONEST about it.

;)
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 02:28 pm (UTC)
LOL
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 02:39 pm (UTC)
Finally, William Windsor appears in the foyer. His face is flushed and he's visibly winded from the walk over, from his apartment a few blocks away. He enters to an ovation of silence and disbelief. A tiny Navajo woman pushes herself up from her stool to get a glimpse, and two men in tight corduroy shorts have forgotten to light their cigarettes. The lull continues for about five seconds before a lanky 50-something asks aloud:

"What. In. The. Hell?"

"Hey, man," Windsor says, placing his "binky" on the counter before extending a hand.

He wears a pink bonnet over his golden locks, a pink polka-dotted dress that barely conceals his diaper, white bobby socks with lace trim, and those patent leather shoes. He sets a rag doll down gently next to his pacifier on the bar.

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Just then, Dan, one of the new arrivals in the tight corduroy shorts, approaches. Already drunk, Dan struggles to put together a sentence, opening his mouth to speak, but unsure of the question he wants to ask.

"Wha--," Dan begins. "W-w-why?" Then, he finally spits it out.


LMAO

man im so over tired at this point that that is hilarious
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-07 11:42 pm (UTC)
It is hilarious.

And somewhat disturbing. ;)
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From: truelovechild
2006-09-07 02:46 pm (UTC)
oh my dear lord.

I don't understand! I suppose he wants to feel pampered like babies are, but incontinence? That's pushing it over the edge and beyond.

I wonder if he'll ever grow out of it and look back on these days with shame.
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 02:49 pm (UTC)
HES FIFTY SOMETHING!
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-09-07 03:58 pm (UTC)

Ummmmm.....weirdo!!

Uhhhh.....yeah. I think I saw something like that on the Jerry Springer show.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-07 11:56 pm (UTC)

Re: Ummmmm.....weirdo!!

Most definitely.
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-09-07 05:17 pm (UTC)

That poor sperm :(

If this were my relative I would have them committed. There's a line between fetish behavior and mental illness, and this guy has definitely crossed it. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy having my ass talcum powdered while sucking on a pacifier as much as the next guy, but there's got to be a limit.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-08 12:00 am (UTC)

Re: That poor sperm :(

lol. Absolutely.
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[User Picture]From: rawrockills
2006-09-07 09:12 pm (UTC)
there was a CSI episode a little while back that had this as the central story.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-08 12:03 am (UTC)
... I... How? Why woudl that be in CSI? *confused*
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[User Picture]From: booniecat
2006-09-07 09:27 pm (UTC)
I not only giggled, but lol'd. No, more than that...More than lawl, more than rofl...I do believe I learned the meaning of the rolf-copter.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-08 12:03 am (UTC)
HAHAHA! YAAAAY!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-08 12:06 am (UTC)
hehe. I know! I aww'd and laughed all at once.
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2006-09-07 11:15 pm (UTC)
He dresses like a baby girl... with pierced ears with gold heart earrings nad calls himself "HeidiLynn"...

It would make sense if it was a sexual fetish, maybe.. or flat-out crossdressing..but man! WEIRD!

Or even if he just wanted to be pampered.. but he curls his own hair, washes his own nappies, changes his own diapers,...

So.. WHY!?! O gods! WHY!?!
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From: hymn
2006-09-07 11:51 pm (UTC)
exactly hes not even pampered he does it all himself. i watched a show once (not featuring this guy) where there are adult babies who get everything done for them and ACT like children. as far as i can see he acts like an adult..
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-09-08 03:24 am (UTC)
I've heard of him before
I can't rememer where though...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-09-09 05:01 am (UTC)
Quite the fellow.
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