|Oh my gosh, I would have freaked out.
||[Sep. 5th, 2006|05:21 am]
Ed Yurkvich made a trip to the bathroom at his home in Willard, Wisconsin, in June 2003. His pit stop would have been unremarkable except for two things: 1) he left the bathroom window ajar, and 2) there are bears in Willard, Wisconsin. Yurkovich left the house, and while he was gone a 300-pound bear pried the bathroom window completely open and climbed into the house. Once inside, the bear couldn’t figure out how to get back out, so it roamed from room to room, pooping on the floor and scratching at other windows, trying to get out. When Yurkovich returned home, the bear was lying on the living room floor. As soon as he opened the front door the bear ambled out and dissapeared into the trees. Estimated damage: $1,000.
And a Firefly Parody.