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||[Aug. 15th, 2006|06:36 pm]
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Your favorite pick up line. Go!
Best/Worst I've ever gotten..
"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"
2006-08-16 04:09 pm (UTC)
I can't get Magical Trevor out of my head
"Hi, I'm easy. What's your name?"
I used to say that just because I thought it was funny, although its humor level was usually in direct proportion to my alcohol intake. Note: works better on other dudes than girls, unless said girls know you're into dudes and want to try the conversion thing. You'd be surprised how often that happens, too, especially at drunken New Year's parties.
2006-08-16 11:21 pm (UTC)
Re: I can't get Magical Trevor out of my head
I was on campus and this guy goes, "Can I go to class with you?" and said, "Sure," cuz I thought it was funny and I was in a good mood. So then he said something along the lines of, "Are you going to anatomy? Cuz I'll study ALL your anatomy!" For once, I actually wasn't grossed out or offended [I don't take pick-up lines well]; I just thought it was fucking hilarious!
Do you prefer your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ;)
"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too." >.<
Or this one that I heard on TV and thought was hilarious:
Are you from heaven? Cause I've got an erection. No? Ok... Nice shoes. But they'd look better in my PANTS! ::girl shakes head sadly::
"How do you like your eggs?"
Thats pretty lame though. I have a friend who always uses pickup lines in his normal conversation. Its quiet funny. Especially when you havent seen him in awhile and you get "those clothes would look good on my floor" as a greeting...
Some day I want to wear pants with a glow-in-the-dark crotch and instruct lady-types to "head toward the light."
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
is my favorite ever. I can't say I've ever used it...or any cheesy pick-up line for that matter, but it makes a joke out of all those corny innuendo/cliche lines by going for the throat (well maybe not throat... ;x).
Is there a keg in your pants? Because I really wanna tap that ass.
LOL. Never heard the second before,but the first is a classic. :)