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Pick me up! [Aug. 15th, 2006|06:36 pm]
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Your favorite pick up line. Go!

Best/Worst I've ever gotten..

"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"


http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical%2Btrevor

Magical Trevor.
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From: zelack
2006-08-16 02:46 am (UTC)
Do you have a library card? 'Cause I'm checking you out.

And...

Is your daddy a terrorist? 'Cause you're the bomb!

There are others I've heard but probably aren't worth repeating, because most boys my age have no comic timing.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:11 pm (UTC)
LOL! I love them both! YAY!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:11 pm (UTC)
ROFL
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[User Picture]From: schmer_ika
2006-08-16 03:57 am (UTC)
I have a few.
" My name is Fred Flinstone and i can make your bed rock"
"Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day"
"Is your last name campells? Because you are mm mm good"
"If you were a ticket you'd have FINE FINE FINE written all over you"

I've heard those/have had those tried on me..
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:12 pm (UTC)
lol. niiiice
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-08-16 04:29 am (UTC)
Mine only works if you're a boy....but i tried it once anyway. Heh. I was drunk, if it counts for anything. haha.


"I hear you're easy....That's great 'cause, aheh, I'm hard." *wiggles eyebrows*



I love scum-bags!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:14 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!!!!! That's fabulous!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2006-08-16 08:38 pm (UTC)
:D
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[User Picture]From: usexpat
2006-08-16 05:11 am (UTC)
"Who here do you think is mostly likely a vampire?"

Not so much a pick up line as a conversation starter. If used for good, this line will get someones attention and then allow you to use your own natural wit and charm to get them more interested in you.
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From: skittish_derby
2006-08-16 06:53 am (UTC)
assuming three things.

1: you have wit and charm

2: you got these things naturally instead of following someone else's advice

3: the people you are talking to are interested in people with naturally obtained wit and charm
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-08-16 05:18 am (UTC)
"I've got a ferrari. Let me show you the back seat." My friend adn I always joke about this one...too bad neither of us have 1/100 of what a ferrari costs.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:15 pm (UTC)
cute. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:15 pm (UTC)
:)
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[User Picture]From: lbshimmer
2006-08-16 06:09 am (UTC)
i went on a road trip once.
9 hours of the Magical Trevor song.
seriously. once it's in you're head, it's there forever

oh,. and..

"do you work for UPS?.... cause i saw you checkin my package"

always gives me the giggles.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:16 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;)
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[User Picture]From: craigw647
2006-08-16 06:24 am (UTC)
"You must be from heaven, because you've been giving me an errection all night."

I burst out laughing when my friend told me that one.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:16 pm (UTC)
lol.. wow
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From: skittish_derby
2006-08-16 06:50 am (UTC)
"did it hurt?"
"when?"
"when you fell from heaven?"

:giggles: that is the sweetest one i ever heard... :hugs self:
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:17 pm (UTC)
:) An oldie but a goodie.
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[User Picture]From: drunken_duncan
2006-08-16 08:05 am (UTC)
"Is that a mirror in your pants...........no.....well I can see my self in them later."

And another one that got used on me...

"Seeing as you have the shortest skirt in the party I think I have a right to put my hand up it!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:18 pm (UTC)
Wow, the second one is ballsy
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[User Picture]From: loco_cerveza
2006-08-16 08:24 am (UTC)
I have never had a pick up to use or have had one used on me, I am far to ugly for that kind of thing.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:19 pm (UTC)
I highly doubt that. Pick up lines are fun. There's a bunch to choose from up above!
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[User Picture]From: thesoothsayer
2006-08-16 09:19 am (UTC)
Get your coat. You've picked up.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:19 pm (UTC)
;)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-08-16 04:00 pm (UTC)

Lets see here....

This is going to be so corny but here goes:

"I lost my cell number, Can I have yours?"

See? :\ lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:20 pm (UTC)

Re: Lets see here....

;) The tame version of mine.
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