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Pick me up! [Aug. 15th, 2006|06:36 pm]
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Your favorite pick up line. Go!

Best/Worst I've ever gotten..

"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"


http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical%2Btrevor

Magical Trevor.
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[User Picture]From: spuzzlightyear
2006-08-15 11:31 pm (UTC)
"I'll let you have the first comment if you go out with me"

ha ha

;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 10:59 pm (UTC)
=)

NIIIICE.
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[User Picture]From: damp_sands
2006-08-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
"those pants look good on you, but they would look better on my floor"

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[User Picture]From: cricketcat7
2006-08-15 11:38 pm (UTC)
Or instead:

"That shirt looks pretty good on you. You know what else would look good on you? Me."
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From: truelovechild
2006-08-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
Magical Trevor oh my goodness I love Weebls-stuff.com they have the best videos ever I had a t-shirt of Only In Kenya (best EVER!) but I had to give it to my little sister because my boobs are too big for it and I was very sad but eeeeeee


I'm excited.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:00 pm (UTC)
=) All my shirts fit these days.
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[User Picture]From: doppelgagner2
2006-08-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
"Welcome to the United States of Me."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:02 pm (UTC)
Haha!
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[User Picture]From: doppelgagner2
2006-08-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
"Can I borrow a pen?" "Why?" "I want your number, that's why silly."
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[User Picture]From: electrosoundwav
2006-08-16 12:13 am (UTC)
The FBI is after me and if I hide my penis in you then I'll be safe.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!!! Cute!!! I love that!
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2006-08-16 12:42 am (UTC)
"does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

always works.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-08-16 04:19 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


<3!
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[User Picture]From: frontdoorangel
2006-08-16 12:48 am (UTC)

Pick Up Line

"Got any Irish in ya?.....Want some?"
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[User Picture]From: troubleinchina
2006-08-16 06:42 am (UTC)

Re: Pick Up Line

I've been hit with that one, except "Ukranian". I couldn't stop laughing, poor boy.
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From: mc___mc
2006-08-16 01:07 am (UTC)
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN LOL
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:05 pm (UTC)
Haha! Cute.
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[User Picture]From: bigtyper
2006-08-16 01:22 am (UTC)
you take the object of your pick-up's hand and ask her/him to solve a riddle. You draw the following scenario on her/his palm.

"There's a bunny, and he wants to get across the river down the middle of your hand, but it's too wide and too violent. How will he get across?"

Any answer given is wrong. When they give up (prompt this with a "give up?" if your pick-up is especially persistent), you tell them there's no answer to the riddle, you just wanted to hold her/his hand.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-08-16 10:39 am (UTC)
ooo ill have to try that one.

"is your name Mickey? cuz your so fine"
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[User Picture]From: lookitsmyra
2006-08-16 01:37 am (UTC)
"that [clothing item] is very becoming on you. then again, if I were on you, I would be cumming too!"

eew, dirty! but clever.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:07 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!
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[User Picture]From: nottaninja
2006-08-16 01:57 am (UTC)
"i left my make out at home."
pretty much the lamest one ever, but because it's lame it's awesome :]
i heard it on a voice over of a superman cartoon.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:08 pm (UTC)
;)
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[User Picture]From: tinyspanky
2006-08-16 02:17 am (UTC)
ha! ha!

i like the one you posted a lot.

this is a good one as well:

"does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

this is the only pick-up line i can remember having experienced:

him: 'i lost my phone number, can i have yours?'
me: 'oh, it's in the phone book.'
him: 'what's your name?'
me: 'that's in the phone book, too.'

classic.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:09 pm (UTC)
=) Love them all!!!
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From: tommiie
2006-08-16 02:21 am (UTC)
'Hey, uhm. Hi. I've got some chicken and pineapple back at mine, if you... hang on, you're not the right guy.'

...

'Bye!'

Honest to God.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:10 pm (UTC)
... I don't understand.
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-08-16 02:34 am (UTC)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
rofl
It's so cheesy.
Cheesy is rockin though
lol
haha...trevor
that was funny
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-16 11:10 pm (UTC)
That one always makes me smile. :)
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