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Not work safe saturday... [Aug. 12th, 2006|02:10 pm]
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http://www.handjobadvice.com/hand-job-advice-intro.html


If you look at the name of the link you'll see it's not really work safe but very informative... no actual penii, I promise. All dildoish.

Just clink on the links on the left and right and they'll show you a little demonstration.. for all the boys out there who like boys, and all teh girls out there who like boys, and for all the boys out there who like themselves ;)



And...

The Aztec word for avocado, ahucatl, means testicle and Aztec virgins were not allowed outside during avocado harvesting. History doesn’t record whether they were allowed to eat them.
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From: tommiie
2006-08-12 07:09 pm (UTC)
Aztecs creep me the hell out.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 07:27 pm (UTC)
Yeah, definitely some creepy history there.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-08-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
(first) That was awesome, Some of those I didnt actually know...

HAH,im sure ted will like em!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 07:28 pm (UTC)
... Not first. And not signed in either...
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2006-08-12 07:27 pm (UTC)
That is weird. Very, very weird.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 07:29 pm (UTC)
The handjobs, or the avacodo? :)
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[User Picture]From: barcodegurl
2006-08-12 07:32 pm (UTC)
Interesting! I'll have to try to remember some of those.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 07:37 pm (UTC)
I was interested in some of them too.
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[User Picture]From: snapes_mistress
2006-08-12 07:36 pm (UTC)
You are too funny... and I am sooo saving that link for future reference. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 07:38 pm (UTC)
It's helpful, right? ;)
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From: skittish_derby
2006-08-12 07:53 pm (UTC)
o.. im sad, i can't see any of the videos... :curious:

but, i bet they weren't allowed to eat them... thats like saying that giving a blow job is sex... more often than not, it is.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 07:57 pm (UTC)
Too bad. :)

Psh- A blow job is NOT sex. It's a sexual act but it isn't sex.
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[User Picture]From: esme
2006-08-12 08:20 pm (UTC)

Heh

Thank you for the informative video. It shall help in any future Esme flings! :D

I'm just going to ignore the avocado thing. Otherwise, I'll think 'testicle' every single time. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 08:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Heh

LOL. ;)
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[User Picture]From: impossibility
2006-08-12 08:24 pm (UTC)
Ah.. the Aztec thing makes me giggle. Especially when I think about how much I love eating guacamole and avocado sandwiches..
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-12 08:35 pm (UTC)
LOL. Me too. muahaha
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[User Picture]From: phobia2001
2006-08-13 12:26 am (UTC)
O_O ooooh. ::takes notes:: Informative. ^_^

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From: armedpacifist
2006-08-13 03:23 am (UTC)
I don't think I've ever commented before on how amusing your "life is random" avatar is, I think it's the hair bouncing at the end that's hilarious to me for some reason.

Also informative movie clips, I'll be sure to pass these along to a few people.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-13 06:33 am (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-08-13 03:45 pm (UTC)

**Runs away**

That was creepy :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-13 09:58 pm (UTC)

Re: **Runs away**

... Penises are creepy?
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-08-13 07:56 pm (UTC)
The handjob site wants me to install stuff, saaad.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-13 10:03 pm (UTC)
awww!
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-08-14 05:08 pm (UTC)
Wow, great link! Trying out all of those techniques should provide hours of fun ;)

BTW, if you're into historical fiction at all, there's a great book called "Aztec" that's set in the time just before Columbus showed up. I thought it gave a really good picture of their society and culture (assuming the author didn't take too many liberties).
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-14 11:42 pm (UTC)
Right? ;)

Who's the author? When was it written? I think I might have teh same book at home. Trying to picture.
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