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Always a bridesmaid.. [Aug. 7th, 2006|04:16 pm]
randomposting
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The original role of the bridesmaid (and the best man) was to protect the bride from being carried off by any of the grooms rivals who took a fancy to her before her wedding took place. Nowadays the role is primarily decorative, but the conduct of bridesmaids remains significant in ters of superstition. A bridesmaid who trips on her way up the aisle, for instance, is destined to remain a spinster, though if she catches the bride’s bouquet she will soon be married herself. Throwing away a pin on the wedding day is lucky, but a bridesmaid pricked by a pin is a sign of ill luck. Matrons of honour fullfilling the role of bridesmaid are considered especially lucky for the bride, representing as they do the benefits of married life. It is unlucky, however, for a girl to act as bridesmaid too many times. If she is three times a bridesmaid she is fated never to be married -- unless she can arrange to severe in the same capacity a furhter four times. The most propitous colours for a bridesmaid’s dress are blue, pink and yellow.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1O3HkI3Wrg

Jedi Breakfast.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 04:46 am (UTC)
You can rent mine if you like.


;)
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[User Picture]From: electrosoundwav
2006-08-07 09:17 pm (UTC)
hmmmm, I just spent the afternoon going over photos from a freind's wedding.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 04:47 am (UTC)
Cool. :) I was in your mind or something...
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From: fuzzywoolsocks
2006-08-07 09:42 pm (UTC)
The YouTube was great.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 04:48 am (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)
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From: tommiie
2006-08-07 09:49 pm (UTC)
Holy shit! That was hilarious!

I hate star wars but this was brilliant.

Kudos!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 04:50 am (UTC)
Are you a Trekkie then?

I love Star Wars. The originals anyway. Pure brilliance.
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2006-08-07 09:59 pm (UTC)

Doug The Jedi

lol. That'll work.

~M~

..and fuck a buncha bridesmaids..heh
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 04:51 am (UTC)

Re: Doug The Jedi

LOL.

Nice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 04:52 am (UTC)
The lightsaber?
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[User Picture]From: booniecat
2006-08-07 11:44 pm (UTC)

Lawl

Lawl.

I liked it. Incidently my hubby does the "jedi mind trick" a lot. ("You want to wash the dishes instead of me" "You will bring me another beer" "These are not the droids you are looking for")

On an unrelated note, when attempting to access a military base early on a Saturday morning, waving your hand about in a vaugly jedi-manner and stating "these are not the droids you are looking for" in reference to your friends in the car is a quick way to go no where real fast, and enjoy a long lecture from your wife in the back of a police cruiser while your car is searched.
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[User Picture]From: adaveen
2006-08-08 01:29 am (UTC)

Re: Lawl

Yeah, the military has a complete lack of sense of humor, especially MP's. I think they're recruited and given enlistment bonuses based on the complete corrosion of those areas of the brain where humor is seated.

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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-08-08 01:25 am (UTC)
Well, that was some interesting info.
I'll be sure to remember that.
hehe
<3
I <3 Jedis...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 05:03 am (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: adaveen
2006-08-08 01:28 am (UTC)
I know my matron of honor was there to make sure I showed up at the court house. I OFFERED to take her out for margarita's instead, but she didn't bite.

*damn*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 05:05 am (UTC)
hehe. Niiice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-08 05:07 am (UTC)
The original three, anyhow. :)
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From: hymn
2006-08-08 03:47 am (UTC)
i dont get the end: "If she is three times a bridesmaid she is fated never to be married -- unless she can arrange to severe in the same capacity a further four times."

unless she can arrange to severe in the same capacity a further four times?
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From: hymn
2006-08-08 03:48 am (UTC)
oh if she SERVES seven times as a brides maid then she will be able to get married?
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-08-08 03:21 pm (UTC)

YES!!!!

Star Wars!!! :P :P :P :P

Ummmm...I was a bridesmaid twice. Does that mean I'll have bad luck? :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-09 12:01 am (UTC)

Re: YES!!!!

Did you read it?

Ifn you get it 3 times... 3 times, then it's bad luck. If you get more then three... unless you get 7, it's bad luck.

And yes. Star Wars is the shit.
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[User Picture]From: my2_front_teeth
2006-08-14 10:47 am (UTC)
Thank Bob all of my friends were unwed teenage welfare mothers.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-08-14 11:24 pm (UTC)
:) I was basically one of those myself.
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