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Isn't that like a circus trick? [Jul. 29th, 2006|08:58 am]
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[mood |tired - so tired it hurts! :(]
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When a Calcasieu Parish deputy stopped a 1990 Pontiac Grand Am on the main street of Vinton, Louisiana, a man got out, wearing only a towel. As the officer approached the car to find out what was going on, the man jumped back in and sped off. Afer a brief 90-miles-per-hour chase, the car hit a tree. Fifteen adulds, as old as 63, piled out and began chanting religious sayings. Five children were in the trunk. “And they were completely nude. All twenty of them.” Said Police Chief Dennis Drouillard. “Didn’t have a stitch of clothes on. I mean, no socks, no underwear, no nothing.” The driver, Sammy Rodgriguez, 29, Pastor of an Assembly of God church in Floyada, Texas, explained that God had warned him Judgement Day was at hand and to take his family and go to Florida to become evangelists. Along the way, they got rid of their clothes, believing them to be possesed by the devil. They also abandoned their money, pocketbooks, wallets, and other belongings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6P8JYY5AzI&search=secret%20agent%20man%20hasselhoff

And more David Hasselhoff!

Can there ever be enough of him, really? :)
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[User Picture]From: benchilada
2006-07-29 02:01 pm (UTC)
"And God told us, after discarding our money, that our urine would become like gasoline, and therefore, yea, our tank would never be empty. Also, he said Satan was why gas prices are so high. Oh, and he gave us, like, eight boxes of Slim-Jims to eat during the trip, as well as thirty, nay, forty! juice boxes of Ecto-Cooler!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 02:12 pm (UTC)
LOL


I like you so much. :)
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[User Picture]From: jsmonkie
2006-07-29 02:17 pm (UTC)
Hah, I belonged to the Assembly of God for a large portion of my childhood. My mom was the secretary to the pastor, so 9/10, I was in church. Glad I got out of that quick XD
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 02:21 pm (UTC)
Oh not all Assembly of God churches are like that I'm sure. (Are they?)

Every group has wackos. :)
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-07-29 02:35 pm (UTC)
After reading that the only thing I thought was this:

How did they pay for gas if they got rid of their money?

Guess they didn't make it far enough to worry about that.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 05:08 pm (UTC)
That's what I was thinking.

Eventually people are gonna notice 20 naked people.
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-07-29 03:30 pm (UTC)

Ha, lol.

Holy crap, talk about weirdo people, lol.

Its the Hoff, lol. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 05:30 pm (UTC)

Re: Ha, lol.

For real.

And the Hoff could take Chuck Norris any day!
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From: skittish_derby
2006-07-29 03:49 pm (UTC)
i hate to be a lemming.. but how did they pay for gas... (that was all i thought about after reading this too)

but yes, i do love cults... SURVIVOR by chuck palahniuk is about a cult.

<3
me
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-07-29 04:10 pm (UTC)
Survivor is fantastic. my favorite is Invisible Monsters.

Chuck Palahniuk love. <3
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[User Picture]From: loco_cerveza
2006-07-29 10:22 pm (UTC)
I saw a headline on one of the not so honest newpapers that the End times were to start officaly on July 24th.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 10:51 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't doubt it.
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2006-07-29 10:38 pm (UTC)
Could you please give me the link to that article? I need to 'spread the Word'. lol

~M~
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 10:53 pm (UTC)
I got it from the news of the weird awhile back, I'm afraid. I'm not sure when it was. Within the last year.
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2006-07-29 10:42 pm (UTC)

And more David Hasselhoff!

*shakes head in bemusement*

~M~
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 10:55 pm (UTC)

Re: And more David Hasselhoff!

LOL. Nice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-29 11:54 pm (UTC)
LOL. It's a great image.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-07-30 05:55 am (UTC)
silly religous people.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-30 09:18 pm (UTC)
Silly people in general I think.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-30 09:34 pm (UTC)
I've always wanted to visit for the bayou's and the French Quarter.
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From: lostways
2006-07-30 07:44 pm (UTC)
hahah, so funny

also... crazy extremests
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[User Picture]From: orangedust
2006-07-31 12:59 am (UTC)
Another story featuring religion and naked children :P

Strange world we live in, eh
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-31 02:01 am (UTC)
Indeed. *nod*
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-07-31 04:58 pm (UTC)
I'm always amazed that people actually follow these wacked out cult leaders, you know? Some people say cynicism is a bad thing, but honestly it innoculates you against stuff like this.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-31 11:55 pm (UTC)
Agreed!!!

I'll take my cereal with a shot of cyniscm please. ;)
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