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Decomposing Jackson [Jul. 17th, 2006|02:37 am]
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[mood |calmcalm]
[music |The Sleep Number bed commercial]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S91RO5ExyZc&search=learn%20how

Oh yeah. You know you've been wanting to learn. Don't lie.

Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason for this, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many perservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposing rapidly after death.
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From: zelack
2006-07-20 01:12 am (UTC)
He makes me want to run a whorehouse. Like I needed another reason.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-20 01:20 am (UTC)
LOL

He makes me want to be a whore.

Like I needed another reason.. muahahah
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From: zelack
2006-07-20 04:05 am (UTC)
Given your eagerness and my affinity to exploiting people, we might be onto something here.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-20 04:59 pm (UTC)
*grin* We all ready have a pretty big customer base. *glances around*
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From: zelack
2006-07-20 06:06 pm (UTC)
I see where you're going with this. First your livejournal, then THE WORLD.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-21 07:09 pm (UTC)
*grin*

You've found me out.
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