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Decomposing Jackson [Jul. 17th, 2006|02:37 am]
[mood |calmcalm]
[music |The Sleep Number bed commercial]


Oh yeah. You know you've been wanting to learn. Don't lie.

Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason for this, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many perservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposing rapidly after death.

From: skittish_derby
2006-07-17 02:55 pm (UTC)
1) that was informative, i always TRIED to moonwalk, but always ended up walking backwards...

2) that isn't so surprising, i was talking with my boyfriend who happens to be in the navy and the beds they use must be the same ones from the 1800s cause they are for a 5'5 person. (good thing he is 5'5 eh?) i imagine we have gotten taller from the foods we eat...

yay hormonal chicken!

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-17 04:47 pm (UTC)
lol. Well, my vegetarianism would explain my height deficiency then. lol. I was always told it was cause I started drinking coffee in my childhood years.
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