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Decomposing Jackson [Jul. 17th, 2006|02:37 am]
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[mood |calmcalm]
[music |The Sleep Number bed commercial]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S91RO5ExyZc&search=learn%20how

Oh yeah. You know you've been wanting to learn. Don't lie.

Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason for this, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many perservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposing rapidly after death.
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From: zelack
2006-07-17 02:22 pm (UTC)
There was a dead body museum in Manhatten and my class went to it. It was basically a bunch of dead Chinese war prisoners cut into sections doing various alive-people activities. One guy was even cut in half vertically and dancing with himself. It was pretty funny, in a morbid you're-going-to-hell way.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-17 04:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah.. I just. I don't know. I think the dead are sacred and that that's no different then when people used to cut off their enemies head and stick them on stakes and display them, you know?
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From: zelack
2006-07-17 09:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah. And I feel really bad for the people who they do it to, because they're prisoners and are offered a lighter sentence if they volunteer. I mean, come on, what kind of a choice is that? It really sucks.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-18 03:49 am (UTC)
:( Icky icky sad stuff.

-- Unrelated..

What did you think of last nights Deadwood?
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From: zelack
2006-07-18 01:40 pm (UTC)
I liked it. I was hoping for some Trixie-Alma throwdown, but I liked how Trixie was all, "Um, yeah, screw you," and left.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-18 06:30 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I was hoping for some throw down too.

I thought it was funny she told Al she quit.

And he called her a loopy c-nt. I love when he calls her that. It always makes me giggle.
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From: zelack
2006-07-18 06:55 pm (UTC)
Yeah, and not even so much the c-word as the "loopy", just because you'd think calling her a c-nt would suffice but then he has to go and add a word like "loopy" to the mix. He's such a heartless bint, but he's a great character.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-19 11:44 pm (UTC)
I think it's funny. I love that man.

I'd prostitute in his saloon if it was down the street. *nod*

And I'd give better head then Dollie. *grin*

Though we have to thank her for giving head, because that usually seems to inspire his best monologues.
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From: zelack
2006-07-19 11:49 pm (UTC)
I love it when he's on this long-winded speech and then he stops and tells her to just stop. He's one of the funniest people out.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-20 12:53 am (UTC)
He is. I love him. hehe. He's just.. gah. Al's my hero.
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From: zelack
2006-07-20 01:12 am (UTC)
He makes me want to run a whorehouse. Like I needed another reason.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-20 01:20 am (UTC)
LOL

He makes me want to be a whore.

Like I needed another reason.. muahahah
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From: zelack
2006-07-20 04:05 am (UTC)
Given your eagerness and my affinity to exploiting people, we might be onto something here.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-20 04:59 pm (UTC)
*grin* We all ready have a pretty big customer base. *glances around*
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From: zelack
2006-07-20 06:06 pm (UTC)
I see where you're going with this. First your livejournal, then THE WORLD.
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