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Decomposing Jackson [Jul. 17th, 2006|02:37 am]
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=S91RO5ExyZc&search=learn%20how

Oh yeah. You know you've been wanting to learn. Don't lie.

Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason for this, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many perservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposing rapidly after death.
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From: day____tripper_
2006-07-17 10:28 am (UTC)
ever hear the song "Eat Starch Mom" done by Jefferson Airplane?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-17 04:34 pm (UTC)
I have not. *blink*
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From: day____tripper_
2006-07-17 06:17 pm (UTC)
He's just an american boy & he loves his machine. No back-talk from a
machine. When was the last time a television set--gave you shit about who
you met last night? No back-talk machine. If your motor doesn't turn over
smooth for you, you don't feed it right.
Give it a little grease--give it a little gas, drive
straight on through the night. Man-made
mechanical mover--love your machine. You say
nothing's right but natural things--
you fool.
Poison oak is a natural plant why don't you
put some in your food.
I don't care if there's chemicals in it
so long as my lettuce is crisp!
Preservatives might just be preserving you,
I think that's something you missed!
Ya you missed it.
Man-made mechanical mover, I love his machine.
He's just an american boy & I love his machine.
Smooth moving steel.
Keep your engine warm & wet
be friendly to your steel.
Feed it right, your mechanical pet
then get behind the wheel.
Put a little starch in the old corvette
then give it a feel.
Smooth moving steel--give it a feel
man-made mechanical mover--it'll move faster than
you can--vegetable lover.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-07-18 03:34 am (UTC)
Interesting.
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