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Little Squirt. [Jan. 13th, 2005|07:29 pm]
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Average number of squirts from a cow's udder needed to yield a gallon of milk :

345.
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From: __iris__
2005-01-13 07:33 pm (UTC)
Wow...345 is a lot. =-O!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 08:45 pm (UTC)
I know. :) It's tons.
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-01-13 07:33 pm (UTC)
should I feel bad it's so many or do you think the cow actually enjoys it?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 08:46 pm (UTC)
I think it really dependson the cow... :)
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-01-13 07:51 pm (UTC)
apparently it's really hard to milk a cow... but i imagine it must like it... don't YOU like to have YOUR breasts fondled?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 08:48 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily. I'd rather have them licked.
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[User Picture]From: i_hate_birds
2005-01-13 09:12 pm (UTC)
who are you?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 09:19 pm (UTC)
I am Randomposting.

Who are you?
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[User Picture]From: totalfutbol19
2005-01-13 09:23 pm (UTC)
poor cows, they get violated in so many ways
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 09:35 pm (UTC)
There are many violations in this world.
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[User Picture]From: totalfutbol19
2005-01-13 09:43 pm (UTC)
who do the cows violate?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 09:44 pm (UTC)
I've heard about some cow - horse violation.

But I don't want to speculate.
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[User Picture]From: tjousk
2005-01-13 09:49 pm (UTC)
depending on who it is that does the milking (or if it's a machine), and the cow, that number can vary greatly.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 09:54 pm (UTC)
That's why it's the average. :)
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From: moo42
2005-01-13 09:50 pm (UTC)
I'll keep that in mind if I ever get a cow.
moo
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 09:56 pm (UTC)
Mooooo! :)
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[User Picture]From: totalfutbol19
2005-01-13 10:35 pm (UTC)
do cows really die if you tip them?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 10:38 pm (UTC)
I don't think so. Having been raised in the country where all the idiots talked about going cowtipping.. as often as they talk about it I think that there wouldn't be any cows left..
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[User Picture]From: totalfutbol19
2005-01-13 10:41 pm (UTC)
haha good point. goodnight (btw i aced the review ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-13 10:44 pm (UTC)
Rock on! :)
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[User Picture]From: polkadot_duckie
2005-01-14 01:08 am (UTC)
hello there, whallyholly recommended i add you, she says i'd like you, so i looked through your journal and i really liked it so i added you...i hope that's ok :)

~Samantha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-15 07:58 pm (UTC)
Welcome! I shall add you in return. :)
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-01-14 01:22 pm (UTC)
pre or post pasturization, hmmm?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-15 09:12 pm (UTC)
Pre. Definitely.
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[User Picture]From: jimidragon
2005-01-17 10:56 am (UTC)
When I saw this entry I somehow thought it would fit into the movie Top Secret.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-01-17 11:20 am (UTC)
I've never seen it. What is it about?
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