The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
And this is old, but I bet some of you haven't seen it.. it's an actual commercial for the "Oozinator"
Umm. I don't want my children sprayed by alien phallus spunk, but thanks for offering!