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I'm thankful for sweating. [Jun. 15th, 2006|12:42 am]
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[music |Stephen Colbert]


The Llama song!!!

I realize some of you have seen it... but wow. I just... wow. :)

At a meeting of the Physical Society of Vienna on December 4, 1894, a five-and-a-half-year-old girl was exhibited who weighted 250 pounds. She subsisted on a normal diet and was otherwise in good health. The only unusual feature of the girl’s physiology was that she never perspired.

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[User Picture]From: _fabulae
2006-06-15 08:06 pm (UTC)
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-15 10:53 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-06-15 11:51 pm (UTC)
I <3 the llama song
And the fat kid who doesn't sweat thing is weird and sort of scary....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-16 02:27 am (UTC)
I think it's sad. :(
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[User Picture]From: goodbyexxlove
2006-06-16 02:30 am (UTC)
I wish I didn't sweat...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-16 02:32 am (UTC)
Not me!
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From: goshgolly
2006-06-16 03:51 am (UTC)
i didn't mean to be rude.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-16 03:52 am (UTC)
No worries. :)
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2006-06-16 10:06 am (UTC)
Seen it? Hehe, I have the thing memorized :p
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-16 05:28 pm (UTC)
Yay! =)
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