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The sale of flesh. [Jun. 13th, 2006|01:27 am]
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After jailing the members of two prostitution rings, police in Xiangzhou, China, reported that all the women were over 70 years old, and the oldest was 93. “This is not just a moral issue,” a spokesperson from the vice squad explained. “More seriously, these people are clearly contravening the terms of their pension by continuing to work.” The women reportedly worked in the city’s central Fengboshan Park, serving 200 cliens a month. Pleasures included nude peeking (costing 5 yuan), bosom touching ( 10 yuan), and oral sex (60 yuan, rising to 80 yuan if the client wanted the woman to remove her teeth).


And... now for something completely different.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYW_UtCCf6s&search=comedy


I can't really explain it... But the kid freaks me out! lol. Watch and judge for yourselves.
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-06-13 04:30 pm (UTC)
"...rising to 80 yuan if the client wanted the woman to remove her teeth"

OMFG!!!! LOL! I've heard that really is the best, but somehow I'm in no rush to seek out octagenarian prostitutes. And I love how their biggest concern was that they were violating the terms of their pensions. I can think of about 10 objections that would come to mind before that one. Poor old ladies.

Re the video...I wasn't freaked out by the kid until he did that stabbing motion screaming kill for way too long. Oh, and the blood drinking thing. That was gross. It sort of proves South Park's theories about "gingers" though.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-13 05:54 pm (UTC)
Seriously. It made me sad. :( But the teeth thing did kinda make me grin. Gotta say.

And yeah, the stabbing motion.. I... wow.

And what's the ginger thing from South Park?
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-06-13 06:20 pm (UTC)
Cartman gives a school report about how "ginger kids" (red hair, pale skin & freckles) are subhuman monsters who and gets them banned from the cafeteria. Then the other kids try to teach him a lesson by dyeing his hair and giving him henna freckles, but he forms the "Red Power" movement instead. Wackiness ensues...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bjvw5goWmc&search=ginger%20kids
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-13 09:17 pm (UTC)
LOL!

I'm a ginger kid....

*goes to watch video*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-13 09:19 pm (UTC)
LOL!

Oh my God.

I'm posting this eventually.
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