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It'll probably offend. [Jun. 10th, 2006|12:47 pm]
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Extremely offensive. If you're super religious.. you probably shouldn't click.

Fair warning.

And, just a random short story from a little book I got at a yard sale.

Out Of The Fog
Lyn clutched her purse as footsteps approached along the fog-shrouded lane. Emily, a fellow prostitute emerged. “Any business?” asked Lyn. Emily shrugged. “Some. And you?” “Not yet, tonight.” “Tis slow because of The Ripper.” Emily sighed. “Seems everyone’s afraid of Jack.” “Actually, the full name’s Jacquelyn.” Lyn said, pulling the knife from her purse. -- Curt Homan

[User Picture]From: emteee
2006-06-10 07:16 pm (UTC)
Can't believe the video cracked me up!
Loved the short story.
'Worships' your Buddy Christ icon. *bows down to Kevin Smith*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
It cracked me up too. ;)

And yay! I just bought a biography about him... so I'm going to be reading that one of these days. lol. Soooo many books to read... so much internet to distract.
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[User Picture]From: emteee
2006-06-10 10:56 pm (UTC)
"A biography about him."
The Bible?
Ohhhh. Kevin Smith! I'm watching Clerks right now in anticipation of Clerks II!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 11:00 pm (UTC)

I suppose I should have been more clear. ;)

Apparently he haaates Reese Witherspoon, which I don't understand, because I love her... Hmm. Much to be learned, I'm afraid.
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[User Picture]From: emteee
2006-06-10 11:52 pm (UTC)
J'adore Reese.
I love An Evening With Kevin Smith! Highly recommended if you haven't already enjoyed.
Thanks for the heads up on the biography. I've been casting about for something to read on a long flight this summer!!
Noise, noise, noise! Smokin' . . .
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-11 12:10 am (UTC)
Ooh! I'll check it out.
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