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It'll probably offend. [Jun. 10th, 2006|12:47 pm]
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Extremely offensive. If you're super religious.. you probably shouldn't click.

Fair warning.

And, just a random short story from a little book I got at a yard sale.

Out Of The Fog
Lyn clutched her purse as footsteps approached along the fog-shrouded lane. Emily, a fellow prostitute emerged. “Any business?” asked Lyn. Emily shrugged. “Some. And you?” “Not yet, tonight.” “Tis slow because of The Ripper.” Emily sighed. “Seems everyone’s afraid of Jack.” “Actually, the full name’s Jacquelyn.” Lyn said, pulling the knife from her purse. -- Curt Homan

[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-06-10 06:35 pm (UTC)

The hip-bump to the guy with a camera, the "look how sexy i am" move to the black girl, and the random tearing off of the clothes...wow. I laughed so hard.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
Hehe. I'm glad you liked. ;)
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