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It'll probably offend. [Jun. 10th, 2006|12:47 pm]
randomposting
[mood |awakeawake]
[music |"I love giraffes!"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA&feature=MostReferred&page=1&t=t&f=b

Extremely offensive. If you're super religious.. you probably shouldn't click.

Fair warning.

And, just a random short story from a little book I got at a yard sale.

Out Of The Fog
Lyn clutched her purse as footsteps approached along the fog-shrouded lane. Emily, a fellow prostitute emerged. “Any business?” asked Lyn. Emily shrugged. “Some. And you?” “Not yet, tonight.” “Tis slow because of The Ripper.” Emily sighed. “Seems everyone’s afraid of Jack.” “Actually, the full name’s Jacquelyn.” Lyn said, pulling the knife from her purse. -- Curt Homan
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[User Picture]From: springiswrath
2006-06-10 05:43 pm (UTC)
yaaaaay girraffes!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 05:54 pm (UTC)
hehe. They're pretty awesome.
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[User Picture]From: springiswrath
2006-06-10 05:46 pm (UTC)
And oh my goodness, I love the video. It's hte confused looks of people he's walking by that really make it worth it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 05:55 pm (UTC)
That's why I posted it. The confused looks made me giggle lots.
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[User Picture]From: runeenigma
2006-06-10 06:02 pm (UTC)
LOL I love it!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 06:46 pm (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: aj_graves
2006-06-10 06:11 pm (UTC)
Amazing video, thanks for the link
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 06:47 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked! :)
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[User Picture]From: pete23
2006-06-10 06:14 pm (UTC)
mildly entertaining rather than offensive...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 06:47 pm (UTC)
lol, I agree, but if I sent the link to my sister it'd be a good 6 months before she would talk to me again.. so I always use her as my offense meter.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-06-10 06:35 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahahahahaha.

The hip-bump to the guy with a camera, the "look how sexy i am" move to the black girl, and the random tearing off of the clothes...wow. I laughed so hard.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
Hehe. I'm glad you liked. ;)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-06-10 06:53 pm (UTC)

Awwww.

Giraffes rule, lol.
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[User Picture]From: shmizla
2006-06-10 07:02 pm (UTC)

uncanny

i didn't know what the video would be exactly. as it started, the music played straight into the version of "i will survive" on cake's "fashion nugget" that i was playing at the very same moment.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 07:04 pm (UTC)

Re: uncanny

LOL! Awesome!
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From: skittish_derby
2006-06-10 07:10 pm (UTC)
doo dee doo.. i like the short story... this sucks, i wish i could click on the videos.. i feel so left out. no offense random, but you suck lately... stupid U tube and its popularity... stupid videos i can't watch.

:pouts:

<3
me
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:48 pm (UTC)
Aww. Sorry I'm sucking for you. Why can't you watch the YouTubeing? I'm posting the same things I'd be posting if I wasn't doing You Tube.. I'm just including a Youtube link as well. I'm sorry if you think that sucks..
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[User Picture]From: emteee
2006-06-10 07:16 pm (UTC)
Can't believe the video cracked me up!
Loved the short story.
'Worships' your Buddy Christ icon. *bows down to Kevin Smith*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
It cracked me up too. ;)

And yay! I just bought a biography about him... so I'm going to be reading that one of these days. lol. Soooo many books to read... so much internet to distract.
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From: lostways
2006-06-10 07:38 pm (UTC)
Oh neat what the book called?
i like where this is going
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:51 pm (UTC)
Something along the lines of " The World's Shortest Stories"
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2006-06-10 09:02 pm (UTC)
loved the video...and the short story. :-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:52 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked, m'dear. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:54 pm (UTC)
Me too. I'm spiritual, and believe in Jesus, but... man. I roared.
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[User Picture]From: witchylatina
2006-06-10 09:49 pm (UTC)
I think I will be going to hell for laughing at this....

Satan is saving a seat right next to him..............LOL
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-10 10:57 pm (UTC)
lol. ;)

I don't think that laughing at this would get you a seat right next to Satan.
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From: zelack
2006-06-10 11:44 pm (UTC)
My friend Jack sent me that a few weeks ago. It made me laugh in a you'll-regret-it-when-you're-in-hell's-seventh-circle kind of way. Which is basically my favorite kind.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-06-11 12:09 am (UTC)
LOL. Awesome.
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