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Oh man. I laughed. Hard. [May. 29th, 2006|11:52 am]
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Ross Watt, 28, was arrested in Edinburgh after he was found just before 8:00 AM one morning on a city sidewalk with his pants pulled down having sex with a shoe. “If you have to do things like this,” Sherriff Richard Scott admonished him, “then you can do them in private.”

[User Picture]From: nebris
2006-05-29 10:08 pm (UTC)
Years ago I knew this gal who was a professional 'lady wrestler', stand up comic, Marilyn Monroe impersonator, and shoe fetish video maker. Guys would send in their fantasy and she'd make the video..for a fee, of course.

One day she said to me, "I need a company motto." I said - right off the top of my head - "If the shoe fits, fuck it." And the rest, as they say, is herstory. ;D

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-30 12:38 am (UTC)
lol! Awesome!
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