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Oh man. I laughed. Hard. [May. 29th, 2006|11:52 am]
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Ross Watt, 28, was arrested in Edinburgh after he was found just before 8:00 AM one morning on a city sidewalk with his pants pulled down having sex with a shoe. “If you have to do things like this,” Sherriff Richard Scott admonished him, “then you can do them in private.”

[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 06:45 pm (UTC)
You can loooove your shoes without making love to your shoes.
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[User Picture]From: parazel
2006-05-29 07:07 pm (UTC)
but... but.. that's not as good! *whine*

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[User Picture]From: aurelias_roses
2006-05-29 09:14 pm (UTC)
Isn't Martini the one who has sex with shoes?

And other inanimate objects?
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[User Picture]From: parazel
2006-05-30 03:37 pm (UTC)
Well, I didn't know that she had sex with them, only that she dated them (like Jimmy the calculator), although she did hit on buildings. Now, Zen was the one who was sleeping with alarm clocks and making out with elevators.
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[User Picture]From: aurelias_roses
2006-05-30 07:56 pm (UTC)
well...that's true.
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