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Oh man. I laughed. Hard. [May. 29th, 2006|11:52 am]
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Ross Watt, 28, was arrested in Edinburgh after he was found just before 8:00 AM one morning on a city sidewalk with his pants pulled down having sex with a shoe. “If you have to do things like this,” Sherriff Richard Scott admonished him, “then you can do them in private.”
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2006-05-29 04:51 pm (UTC)
Sex with a shoe?????
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 04:59 pm (UTC)
lol! Right?
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[User Picture]From: mydecember_lp
2006-05-29 04:52 pm (UTC)
...Was it a hot shoe at least?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 05:01 pm (UTC)
We can hope. :)
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[User Picture]From: barcodegurl
2006-05-29 04:53 pm (UTC)
I really like my shoes,
But I don't *really* like my shoes!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 05:02 pm (UTC)
I relate. :)

I actually had a dream about my shoes. The government was coming to arrest me, and I had to find a place to hide my shoes... they couldn't get ahold of this one pair of heeled boots.. or my whole cause would have been in vain.. or something. I... don't know.
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[User Picture]From: rockybleu
2006-05-29 05:08 pm (UTC)
maybe he lost a bet
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 06:45 pm (UTC)
lol. I would never bet for that!
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[User Picture]From: parazel
2006-05-29 05:11 pm (UTC)
shoes are teh sex.


not really.
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2006-05-29 05:21 pm (UTC)
They so are!
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2006-05-29 05:19 pm (UTC)
Wow. 0_0 There's nothing else to say...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 06:46 pm (UTC)
Agreed. lol
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[User Picture]From: mydecember_lp
2006-05-29 05:20 pm (UTC)

My friend

I wonder if he got athletes foot...
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2006-05-29 05:22 pm (UTC)

Re: My friend

Or athlete's dick...?
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From: zelack
2006-05-29 05:41 pm (UTC)
It was probably an Ugg. Less friction.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 06:47 pm (UTC)
Oh, very possibly.
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From: lostways
2006-05-29 06:23 pm (UTC)
....
Look at shoes... how is that possible?! ...
now i dont want to know
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 06:48 pm (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2006-05-29 06:27 pm (UTC)
Maybe they were Manolo Blanhnik's
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 06:48 pm (UTC)
LOL! That would be a travesty to ruin such expensive shoes in such a way.
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2006-05-29 06:51 pm (UTC)
If the shoe fits, fuck it. ;)

~M~
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2006-05-29 08:05 pm (UTC)
Your icon scares me *shudders*
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[User Picture]From: nottaninja
2006-05-29 07:04 pm (UTC)
desperation to the max???

a shoe? that's just crazy. how would that even work?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 09:16 pm (UTC)
lol. Do you really want to envision it? Someone could probably draw a diagram
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[User Picture]From: psyco_something
2006-05-29 07:49 pm (UTC)
kinky
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 09:19 pm (UTC)
Thats's one word for it.
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From: truelovechild
2006-05-29 08:01 pm (UTC)
oh. um. wow. Forget American Pie. How about Scottish Shoe now?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-29 09:19 pm (UTC)
lol. ;)
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[User Picture]From: meagsie
2006-05-30 12:55 am (UTC)
Was it a male shoe or a female shoe? Actually, does it really matter?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-30 01:09 am (UTC)
It didn't say, alas.
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