1. Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!
2. If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life.
3. The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.
4. You speak of justice and yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!
5. I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
6. The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.
7. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal - except my life, except my life.
8. If you don't scold and dominate us We will never give you cause to hate us We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea.
9. On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.
10. Although I hadn't seen him in more than 10 years, I know I'll miss him forever.
Again, cheat and Baby Jesus cries.
Winner gets to find something out about me... My bra size was all ready found out (36 C) So this one gets my shoe size. ;)