ridiculous. and cheesy. ohhhh random :)
hehe. Every now and then ya gotta, you know? :)
*snort* Oh gods....
Also, icon love! I've been caught doing that too *goes red* it's addictive I swear...
Yay! You snort too! Hah! I love it! :)
had I shaved head I would do it alllll the time.
AHAH! seriously took me forever to get that, I was like what does this have to do with a zip... OH!
are you afraid of heights?
well your zipper is!
Hehe ya know the people you know really need to wear underwear if they have pants...
hehe althought i bet (insert a lot of dirty thoughts) ;)
hehe thank for the laugh
I'm glad! =) I liked it too. Figured it was time to share.
Oh, I love the cheese value.
That reminds me of this guy I work with who unzips his fly underneath his waiter's apron whenever there's a table that he doesn't like. He says it's like flashing them without them even knowing it.
I love it.
Does he have an LJ. I'd like to chat with him. That made me giggle.
That's great. Who knew telling somebody their zipper's down could be so much fun? :) I'm gonna be looking at people's crotches for weeks, waiting for an opportunity to use on of these.
Well, staring at people's crotches is a common hobby.
Hurry & Close the barn door cause the horse is about to escape!
OMG! That was great! lol
Oh, I didn't write them. Wish I had. ;) Glad to have shared the happy though, and nuh uuuuuh! You're awesome!
hehe. ;) I like them too.
Oh mylanta, those were good. Now I'll be waiting around for someones tinkly winkly to pop out so I can say something.
Or maybe not.
lol! Tell me the response if you succeed? ;)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dude: zing!
For some reason, I can't remember how, but at work we play the "are you a fag?" game. It's easy, when talking to someone and sitting in a chair, you point at your wang, if you see their eyes lower, you burst out laughing and tell them to go and wash their minds eye.
PS just to be tireingly politically correct for anyone who may see this and take offense, no I don't have a problem with homosexuals, a lot of my friends are, and they take jokes about it because they have senses of humour pce!
I like the idea of one washing ones minds eye.
Where's the female version?
2006-05-19 03:06 pm (UTC)
I'm a doof. :)
Wow. The beaver's got no dam.
A variation: (hushed nature show host voice) Oh, look. The industrious beaver is peeking over the dam. Lo, one of nature's wonders.
Whoa! That lily needs some shade.
(shake head and fake tremble) Man. I just had a flashback to the great Poon Attack of '89.
Eh. They amuse me.