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Unzipped Zippers... could come in handy. [May. 19th, 2006|12:07 am]
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10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons.
2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is
unzipped...

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your
nuts.
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[User Picture]From: hellakaty
2006-05-18 10:03 pm (UTC)
ridiculous. and cheesy. ohhhh random :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:36 pm (UTC)
hehe. Every now and then ya gotta, you know? :)
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[User Picture]From: faerie_mistress
2006-05-18 10:10 pm (UTC)
*snort* Oh gods....

Also, icon love! I've been caught doing that too *goes red* it's addictive I swear...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:39 pm (UTC)
Yay! You snort too! Hah! I love it! :)

had I shaved head I would do it alllll the time.
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[User Picture]From: realkatharine4u
2006-05-18 10:25 pm (UTC)
AHAH! seriously took me forever to get that, I was like what does this have to do with a zip... OH!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:41 pm (UTC)
hehehe. ;)
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From: skittish_derby
2006-05-18 10:40 pm (UTC)
are you afraid of heights?

well your zipper is!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
lol! nice. :)
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From: lostways
2006-05-18 10:41 pm (UTC)
Hehe ya know the people you know really need to wear underwear if they have pants...
hehe althought i bet (insert a lot of dirty thoughts) ;)

hehe thank for the laugh
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:43 pm (UTC)
But of course. :)
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[User Picture]From: forgefashion
2006-05-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
Amused the hell outa me!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:45 pm (UTC)
I'm glad! =) I liked it too. Figured it was time to share.
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From: m_buggie
2006-05-18 10:50 pm (UTC)
Oh, I love the cheese value.
That reminds me of this guy I work with who unzips his fly underneath his waiter's apron whenever there's a table that he doesn't like. He says it's like flashing them without them even knowing it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-18 10:51 pm (UTC)
LOL!

I love it.

Does he have an LJ. I'd like to chat with him. That made me giggle.
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2006-05-18 11:08 pm (UTC)
That's great. Who knew telling somebody their zipper's down could be so much fun? :) I'm gonna be looking at people's crotches for weeks, waiting for an opportunity to use on of these.
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From: m_buggie
2006-05-18 11:11 pm (UTC)
Well, staring at people's crotches is a common hobby.
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[User Picture]From: satinofacoffin
2006-05-19 03:42 am (UTC)
thanksss!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-19 09:14 am (UTC)
But of course! :)
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2006-05-19 04:31 am (UTC)
Hurry & Close the barn door cause the horse is about to escape!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-19 09:15 am (UTC)
lol. Nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: nekokasai
2006-05-19 07:19 am (UTC)
OMG! That was great! lol
You're awsome.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-19 09:18 am (UTC)
Oh, I didn't write them. Wish I had. ;) Glad to have shared the happy though, and nuh uuuuuh! You're awesome!
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[User Picture]From: ladyofshadow
2006-05-19 07:47 am (UTC)
*bursts out laughing*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-19 09:18 am (UTC)
hehe. ;) I like them too.
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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2006-05-19 07:56 am (UTC)
Oh mylanta, those were good. Now I'll be waiting around for someones tinkly winkly to pop out so I can say something.
Or maybe not.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-19 09:19 am (UTC)
lol! Tell me the response if you succeed? ;)
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[User Picture]From: orangedust
2006-05-19 07:59 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dude: zing!

For some reason, I can't remember how, but at work we play the "are you a fag?" game. It's easy, when talking to someone and sitting in a chair, you point at your wang, if you see their eyes lower, you burst out laughing and tell them to go and wash their minds eye.


PS just to be tireingly politically correct for anyone who may see this and take offense, no I don't have a problem with homosexuals, a lot of my friends are, and they take jokes about it because they have senses of humour pce!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-19 09:19 am (UTC)
I like the idea of one washing ones minds eye.
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[User Picture]From: mike_cupcake
2006-05-19 01:12 pm (UTC)
Where's the female version?
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[User Picture]From: esme
2006-05-19 03:06 pm (UTC)

I'm a doof. :)

Wow. The beaver's got no dam.

A variation: (hushed nature show host voice) Oh, look. The industrious beaver is peeking over the dam. Lo, one of nature's wonders.

Whoa! That lily needs some shade.

(shake head and fake tremble) Man. I just had a flashback to the great Poon Attack of '89.
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Eh. They amuse me.


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