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What a jerk!! *kicks him!* [May. 17th, 2006|12:50 am]
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A Hong Kong court convicted former police officer Sham Swok-keung of “unlawful sex acts by false pretenses” after he posed as a doctor and convinced a 41 year old woman that having sex with him was the only way to prevent other doctors from cutting off her husband’s penis.

[User Picture]From: orangedust
2006-05-17 07:46 am (UTC)
"My penis secretes a fluid which can protect the members of any other person who takes up residence in in-and-out-fashion in the following weeks. Fuck me or hubby's wang goes bye-bye"

I reckon this is the most sensitive and appealing way to bnring it up. Incidentally I didn't know Leisure Suit Larry came from Hong Kong. Learn something new every day I guess
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 10:18 am (UTC)

Oh my God.

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[User Picture]From: orangedust
2006-05-18 02:55 am (UTC)
I am totally a ladies man by the way
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