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What a jerk!! *kicks him!* [May. 17th, 2006|12:50 am]
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A Hong Kong court convicted former police officer Sham Swok-keung of “unlawful sex acts by false pretenses” after he posed as a doctor and convinced a 41 year old woman that having sex with him was the only way to prevent other doctors from cutting off her husband’s penis.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 10:23 am (UTC)
lol!!!!
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From: truelovechild
2006-05-17 09:31 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, but maybe if you're that gullible, you deserve what you get? I mean, seriously. Oh well. Not everybody can be smart.

And what was he thinking? Could he not just use his mad police officer skills to get a girl in bed? Sad people.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 10:24 am (UTC)
She was definitely gullible. *shakes head*

And seriously! I wonder if he was married or something and this was the only time he got out of the house was at work to mack on the girls there?
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-05-17 10:46 am (UTC)
I don't know...this sounds like a lame excuse for adultery on her part. She and the cop were probably having an affair and when hubby finds out she panics and blurts out the first thing that comes to mind.

Wife: But Baby, I had to or the...um..doctors were going to cut off your penis! Yep, that's it. They told me they were just going to lop that sucker right off unless I slept with one of them. What else could I do?

Husband: What?! What doctors?

Wife: You know....*doctors*. They're always cutting cutting things off.

Husband: Well, as long as you did it for my penis that's OK then.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 11:33 am (UTC)
lol. Nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: esme
2006-05-17 11:01 am (UTC)
Eeeew. What a creep! He deserves more than a kick. Poor lady.

This reminds me of the women on Oprah lately who were assaulted by their OBGYN. Ew, ew, ew! Luckily, having a nurse for a mom, I've known what to expect and what is wrong in those situations.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 11:34 am (UTC)
Oh man. I'd freak if my OBGYN tried anything. Helllll noooooo.
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-05-17 11:08 am (UTC)
No way, either that woman was a complete ditz or some part of her wanted to have an affair. I mean, c'mon!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 11:35 am (UTC)
I thought about that too.
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From: lickedastopsign
2006-05-17 12:54 pm (UTC)
what a line-- i should use that the next time i wanna get with a girl (guy cause im a girl but saying girl just suited the situation better)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 03:47 pm (UTC)
Tell me how it works out. ;)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-05-17 03:55 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahahahahahaha. And she believed him?!?!


That's just as much her fault as it is his.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 04:59 pm (UTC)
True, I suppose. But she was afeared of her husband being maimed!
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-05-17 04:42 pm (UTC)

Grrrrrr >:(

All men want nowadays is ass >:(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-17 05:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Grrrrrr >:(

Eh. I know many women who are the same way and I wouldn't say that it's a new development.
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