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I wonder what she had them rub with in the summer? [May. 11th, 2006|10:39 am]
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Police in Stevens Point, Wisconsin, arrested Della Dobbs, 31 for theft, accusing her of meeting men in bars, then taking them outside to her pickup truck to have sex. Before beginning, she persuaded the men to take off their clothes, get out, and rub themselves with snow to get sexually aroused. While they compiled, she would drive off with their wallets.

Ahh, also, something for those of you who expressed fear of the Burger King King.. and I know there's a number of you.. I recently joined a community where those of us who fear him may come together. ;) feartheking

I know, it's a problem that many people face. ;)
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[User Picture]From: insilverflames
2006-05-11 08:42 am (UTC)
This sounds like a tamer version of 'Monster'....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 08:52 am (UTC)
Muuuuuch tamer. lol.

*blink* I wonder if there's something up with LJ? I haven't received your comment yet.. I hope we're not going back to the thing where it takes days for comments to come in and when they do they flood mailboxes.

That'd make me crabby.
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[User Picture]From: shmizla
2006-05-11 08:44 am (UTC)

ice-cream!

i think...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 08:51 am (UTC)

Re: ice-cream!

LOL!!!!!! *shudder * Oh dear. I laughed so hard when I readthis heading.
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[User Picture]From: luludi
2006-05-11 09:01 am (UTC)
Are all men that stupid?
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-05-11 09:21 am (UTC)
Unfortunately when we begin thinking with the other head, yes.
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[User Picture]From: madbard
2006-05-11 09:18 am (UTC)
> rub themselves with snow to get sexually aroused.

You lost me.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 11:00 am (UTC)
LOL. Hey. I wasn't telling them to do it. ;)
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From: tommiie
2006-05-11 09:20 am (UTC)
'MEN' ?

PLURAL?

That skank! My car, my wallet and my heart?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 11:01 am (UTC)
LOL!

I love you. ;)

You make me giggle.
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-05-11 09:21 am (UTC)
Totally off topic, but I love Marjene!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 11:01 am (UTC)
YAY!!!!!!!!!

She's so damn adorable.
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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2006-05-11 09:44 am (UTC)

make me puke.

totally disgusting.
But awesome group for those who fear The BK King.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 11:03 am (UTC)

Re: make me puke.

lol! :)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-05-11 11:34 am (UTC)
haha, sweet deal. too bad she got arrested.
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[User Picture]From: luludi
2006-05-11 11:37 am (UTC)
It would be fun to attend the trial. Imagine the judge, jury and police all trying to keep a straight face!
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2006-05-11 12:33 pm (UTC)
Just goes to show what some men will do to get laid.
Doesn't cold = shrinkage? I am a woman & know that, you'd think a guy would know...

As for fear the king... I am eating Wendy's right now & Wendy's little mug starung at me on the bag is quite scary. What gets me most is that Burger King paid someone to come up with that Ad campaign or the CEO decided to let their 8 year old experiment - no offense to other 8 yr olds.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
You'd think... but... well... lol. Clearly it didn't work that way. ;)

And yeah.. it's a hell of a thing.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-05-11 12:42 pm (UTC)
i'm so joining!!!!

Those commercails give me nightmares!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
lol! Nice. Well, welcome tot he community then. ;)
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[User Picture]From: i_am_conformist
2006-05-11 03:09 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: i_am_conformist
2006-05-11 03:10 pm (UTC)
well i'm an idiot, now that i see you're already on their feed
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[User Picture]From: nottaninja
2006-05-11 03:36 pm (UTC)
hahaha!
wow. rubbing snow to get sexually aroused? how would that work?

maybe in the summer she used dandelions.
it sounds crazy, but so does snow.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 09:25 pm (UTC)
lol. I could see it.

Or poison ivy?
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2006-05-11 03:56 pm (UTC)
how does snow arouse?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 09:25 pm (UTC)
I... really don't know. Ask her?

Or the men whose wallets she drove off with?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-11 09:37 pm (UTC)
Best join! :)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-05-12 03:44 pm (UTC)

Aaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm scared of the king :( **Starts to cry** :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-05-12 07:26 pm (UTC)

Re: Aaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crying about it will not help.

We must band together to defeat him.
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