Mr. Burgundy... you have a massive erection.
Oh my goodness... I'm not a man and that even scared the crap out of me. Any body part getting gangrene and falling of is not pleasant. Ow.
soo uhmmmm if i were a dude, and my penis fell off, i think that would pretty much be, like the end of my world. yeah.
Whoamigah...That is insane. I'll have to warn my boyfriend....We don't want that...lol
eeek i was just watching this too! hahah
Let me pray you're talking about Pulp Fiction and not what was described in the entry.
Ahahahahaha, your icon. Love it.
And ow. Not like I would know how it feels to have your penis fall off, but I bet it's painful. :\
*grin* I am in icon glory, m'dear. Icon GLORY!! =)
I would definitely say it'son my list of things I never want to happen if I wake up as a man tomorrow.
i love that story!
lol! Wow. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)
aaaaaaaaahhhhh. dude! that is fricken nuts!!!! i'm so glad i'm not a guy...especially a guy that injects dope into his penis.
every choice has its consequences.
Seriously, right? Do youthink he thought it would give him the best orgasm of his life?
Gah!! ::Curls up in ball and cries::
Aww. *hugs* Just don't use cocaine and you'll be golden.
Doctors love nothing more than to make cruel and foolish notes in patients' files, in order to amuse themselves.
No drug user who is hardcore enough to employ syringes is going to waste any significant amount of the drug by just casually plugging it into an orifice.
Anyone who has ever been catheterized knows that the urethra was designed to operate in One Direction Only.
It's impossible to literally inject a substance into into a tube. I don't know what the proper verb would be- flush, douche, whatever. But to inject implies the creation of a hole, through which some foreign matter will be passed. The urethra was already there.
Most likely he was trying to inject himself with cocaine utilizing a dick thread because the more easily accessable veins (arms, legs, et al) could not be used- either due to or following from too many careless injections. That is to say, he needed to use that spot because it's an easy place to hide track marks and appear pristine outwardly, OR because he already had so many trackmarks from scarred veins of the more traditional route that this was the only remaining viable alternative. Junkies run out of veins. This is a lot more common than people seem to think.
If there were any relationship between the dick shot and the urethral gangrene, then it would have resulted from him missing the vein he was aiming at- by quite a measure, I might add- and attempting to randomly wiggle-hit his way back into the vein he overshot, without having to pull the syringe out and start the whole thing again from Boo. This would make sense if clean needle availability were an issue, since the needle dulls every time it has to pierce the epidermis. In this situation he's presumably utilizing a used needle with not much kick left in it. But the coke's already in the syringe, and with every transfer he loses a little of the drug, doesn't want to lose any more. So he goes for what are-to him- the easiest veins, overshoots and nicks his dick with the dirty stick and hence commences infection.
Furthermore, what half-witted research draws such extensive conclusions from ONE subject?
And, while we're going there, how do they make the leap from One Man's Urethra to entire Genitalia of a Species. (That's one giant leap backward for mankind.) I mean, women are built entirely differently, everything neatly compartmentalized. There would seem to be a larger margin of error here, if anything, I'd think, since we self-clean.
And while we're not going there, was it the needle or the haystack already, guys? Make up your minds. It's quite a conceptual leap between mainlining a drug and simply applying it to a mucous membrane for absorption. One behavior is inherently riskier than the other, whether the syringe is full of B-12 or cocaine.
This must be a parody of D.A.R.E. or something. Please tell me you found this in the Onion, or something? It's stories like this- holes big enough to drive a Hummer through- that make kids toss *everything* they learn in Health Ed out the window the moment the prerequisite is filled, when, in reality only about 85% of it is BS propaganda. The other 15% is really true, vital info. Like "Always use a condom" and "Don't smoke crack ever." "Cigarettes are disgusting and moronic." How are kids to derive that from "SexAfterMarriageOnlyWithOppositeSex" and "AllDrugsLeadToALifeofCrimeAndWastedDreams" ?
*shrug* I believe I got this off of News Of The Weird. Either from there or the "real sex" book I have. I don't imagine I would have gotten it from any other source but those two. Those tend to be where I get the strange things related to sex organs and such. Definitely not from the onion. The most likely reason his penis fell off it has been noted is that it is more likely the three day erection thenthe use of cocaine, but that the cocaine may have been what led to the erection in the first place..
man, where do you get all these things from?
ps: that was sick, and what kind of person would come up with an idea like that?!?
It's not a good idea. :) I agree.
And from all over. I was just adding some more to my random word document. :) For future use and such.
2006-04-30 06:35 pm (UTC)
You'd think it would be obvious.
J Forensic Sci. 2004 Mar;49(2):351-3.
Fatal bupivacaine intoxication following unusual erotic practices.
Yazzie J, Kelly SC, Zumwalt RE, Kerrigan S.
A fatal drug overdose is described which involved unusual erotic practices. A 54-year-old male was discovered supine on the floor surrounded by sexual paraphernalia, syringes, and medications including three empty bottles of bupivacaine. Acute and chronic injection sites of the external genitalia with contusions, scarring, focal necrosis, and calcification were present at autopsy. Toxicology revealed femoral blood, heart blood, and vitreous bupivacaine concentrations of 3.8, 2.8 and 1.3 mg/L, respectively. The urine bupivacaine concentration was 11.4 mg/L. The cause of death was attributed to bupivacaine intoxication and the manner of death was accidental.
2006-04-30 07:06 pm (UTC)
Re: You'd think it would be obvious.
*wince* You really would think so. Ahh. People.
To add to this (as I've read it before), he admitted himself to the hospital after those three days, and during the days that followed, his fingers and toes first began falling off one by one before his penis finally did.
Oh my GOD!!!!!! Seriously!?!?! That's horrific!