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Well.. Pulp Fiction taught us what happens when you snort heroin.. now you know not to use cocaine f [Apr. 29th, 2006|12:14 am]
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An article in the Journal of the American Medical Association warned people against attempting to increase sexual pleasure by rubbing cocaine on their genitals or inejecting it into their urethras. The focal point of their article was the case of one 34 year old man who occasionally injected cocaine into his penis. The last time he did it, he experienced a painful erection lasting three days. Twelve days after the incident, he had developed gangrene in his penis, and it fell off while bathing.
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[User Picture]From: beebs2589
2006-04-28 10:16 pm (UTC)
holy crap that would suck so bad!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:50 am (UTC)
Wouldn't it? Owwww. =(
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[User Picture]From: jebuell
2006-04-28 10:19 pm (UTC)
I'm drunk and that's just too much to read. Whomp.

Okay, I *know* when I got drunk I wasn't home alone... at least, I'm pretty sure... I think... where is everyone...???
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:51 am (UTC)
LOL! Awesome.

I came over and we went to a different party. ;)
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[User Picture]From: jewddha
2006-04-28 10:23 pm (UTC)
...ow?
yes, ow is the word.
then ow. ow!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:51 am (UTC)
Agreed!!
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[User Picture]From: luludi
2006-04-28 10:40 pm (UTC)
I think it would be a good thing if more of a certain type of man would try that ;-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:52 am (UTC)
lol. I don't know. It sounds pretty painful!!
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[User Picture]From: usexpat
2006-04-28 10:46 pm (UTC)
The danger isn't just with injecting cocaine into your pee hole, the danger comes from having such a long lasting erection. Anytime you have an erection that lasts for that long it is dangerous.

LET THIS BE A MESSAGE TO ALL MEN. IF YOU HAVE A LONG LASTING ERECTION THEN SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IMMEDIATELY! They can give you a shot that will relax the something something in your spine and cause your erection to stop.
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[User Picture]From: jewddha
2006-04-28 11:03 pm (UTC)
On that note: AVOID HORSE PRIAPISM (priapism, right?)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:55 am (UTC)
lol. ;) Awesome.

And your icon! Hah! Where from?
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From: snoboarder7997
2006-04-29 12:12 am (UTC)
holy f'ing s#*t...ow...um...I think he sorta deserves it though for being THAT stupid...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:56 am (UTC)
Yeah... Not really the smartest move. lol
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From: lostways
2006-04-29 12:15 am (UTC)
lol
also i hear if ya do that you can't ..um... you know releave yourself for 2 days no matter how hard or how many girls or guys help you

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:57 am (UTC)
Seriously!?! That's gotta SUCK!
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2006-04-29 12:19 am (UTC)
Oh MY!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 10:57 am (UTC)
Indeed!!!
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From: hymn
2006-04-29 02:30 am (UTC)
hot
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 11:01 am (UTC)
Right? :)
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[User Picture]From: foreverhollow
2006-04-29 03:46 am (UTC)
people=teh stoopid at times. like this one.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 11:03 am (UTC)
Seriously. *nod* Human stupidity never fails to amaze me.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-04-29 04:19 am (UTC)
BUA! AH! AWIEFWDFKHASNCWAOE!!! IT JUST FELL OFF??? and why the hell would you inject COKE INTO YOUR DICK?!?!?!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 11:04 am (UTC)
Yes... and can't say I could tell you. lol. I don't have a dick, so I promise the idea never would have came to me. ;)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-04-29 06:53 am (UTC)
If my penis fell off...I'd cry.


But wouldn't you notice before it fell off that something was wrong? "Honey! I think i should go to the doctor...my penis is a funny color and it hurts pretty bad..." Was he trying to whack it in the shower when it fell off, 'cause that'd be great....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 11:05 am (UTC)
LOL!!! I hope so. That'd reeeeally rock.

Question, is your icon from Prison Break? Did the guy live?
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[User Picture]From: paulina_420
2006-04-29 09:02 am (UTC)
Ya know...i've been wanting to ask you for the longest time...What does you icon mean!!?!?!?!?

Does she pretty much have to GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB? Or MARRY HIM? Or what? hahaha. I'm so confused.
:)))))
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 11:07 am (UTC)
lol! Diamonds, she'll pretty much have too...

It's that he gave her a diamond engagement ring... so she's gotta blow him for it. It's from Family Guy and I think it's hysterical. :)
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From: pink_lemons
2006-04-29 10:13 am (UTC)
Nice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-29 11:08 am (UTC)
Right? lol
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