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Graphic! [Apr. 25th, 2006|01:48 am]
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An inspection report filed by the Alburquerque Environmental Health Department warned that the Ice House, a nude dancing club, posed a sanitation risk. Noting that one of the acts at the club consisted of dancer Stephanie Evans expelling ping-pong balls from her vagina. The report pointed out that the balls could land on food or in drinks being consumed by patrons.
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From: skittish_derby
2006-04-24 11:46 pm (UTC)
yes! i win...
sorry... vagina!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:48 am (UTC)
You do win. LOL

And yes. That is the topic at hand.
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2006-04-24 11:48 pm (UTC)
that is as unsavory as barkeeps putting glasses into the icebin directly

ewww
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:50 am (UTC)
Yeah. It's not real pleasant.
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From: lostways
2006-04-25 12:32 am (UTC)
hahahahah....*catchs breath* hahahha, ping pongs....
oh man...nude danceing more like freak show entertainment
Go back to bed random
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:50 am (UTC)
LOL. I did. ;) What an image to fall asleep with, though! *eyes wide*
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[User Picture]From: spuzzlightyear
2006-04-25 01:10 am (UTC)
I see your icon matches the topic! Nice!

For future reference: See Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert.. "You like ping pong balls? I dance for you yes!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:51 am (UTC)
LOL! I really need to see that. I've heard great things.

And GOOD LORD! What happened to the child in your icon!?! *HUGS HER*
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[User Picture]From: benchilada
2006-04-25 02:38 am (UTC)
Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, anybody?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:52 am (UTC)
Oh dear. Second reference. I guess I HAVE to see it now. ;)
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[User Picture]From: chollywell
2006-04-25 04:25 am (UTC)
yay for new icons! dude thats kewl

and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. im OH SO GLAD they explained that, cos i really needed to know! NOT! x
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:53 am (UTC)
Thanks! =) I'm thrilled with all the icon potential that there is now.

And yeah.. lol. I was tired and wanted something that matched the icon.. it seemed likethe best bet. hehe
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-04-25 05:05 am (UTC)
Wow...fancy commenting without the white background now. WOO!
Why would anybody eat or drink something that a "vagina ball" (lol...) landed in is what I'm wondering...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:54 am (UTC)
Exciting, yeah? ;)

-- And vagina ball. haha. I like it. =)

And... well... I wonder if it's like Gallagher.. like people are secretly hoping they'll get dirty?
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[User Picture]From: aongeli
2006-04-25 05:16 am (UTC)
hee hee hee ick.

You have to admit tho, the people there are there to see the women, and are either wanting to get laid cause they're single, or married sleazeballs... some of them might *hope* they get a ball...


yeesh.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:58 am (UTC)
You know it's the secret wish of a lot of them.
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[User Picture]From: aongeli
2006-04-25 05:20 am (UTC)
And, I guess its a good thing Cirque du Soleil doesnt serve anything more than like, popcorn and drinks at their traveling shows; one show, named Varekai, has a guy that juggles ping pong balls with his mouth - and you better believe that when they go in the audience, people keep them...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 07:59 am (UTC)
Man. I just... if it's been in someone elses hole.. be it any of their holes, and they're not someone I know.. orinsome cases they ARE someoneI know... I'm just not interested.
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From: snoboarder7997
2006-04-25 06:36 am (UTC)
In the words of the celebrity everybody wants to kill (as seen in House of Wax), "That's hot"...except not. I guess everyone has different preferences? I guess this would appeal to those with ping pong ball fetishes eh? Who knows...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 08:02 am (UTC)
I guess so. I mean, if it's one of the attractions, there must be people who want to see it?
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-04-25 08:01 am (UTC)
thats a cool talent...i guess...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 08:05 am (UTC)
Indeed. It's definitely unique... I mean...tobe able to expela ping pong with enough force, from THERE to make it possible to land in peoples drinks or food... It's pretty impressive.
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[User Picture]From: seci
2006-04-25 08:49 am (UTC)
ummmm, gross

And yay random and whoever bought you a paid account - that was sooooo sweet!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 11:56 am (UTC)
It is gross.

And I know!!! I love my random friends so much. People are so generous. =)
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-04-25 01:27 pm (UTC)
Ewww! Who would actually want to see that, though? hahaha... Woo boy, The things people come up with.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 03:58 pm (UTC)
I know! LOL! The most amazing part to me is that there's a freaking market for it!
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-04-25 01:37 pm (UTC)
That does seem unsanitary
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 03:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah. No lie.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-25 04:00 pm (UTC)
Thanks!!! =) I'm loving all the new icons I get to have now. I'm having lots of fun tracking them down.

And it's definitely a talent, but perhaps a disgusting one? LOL
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