randomposting (randomposting) wrote,
randomposting
randomposting
  • Mood: hungry
  • Music: Because I'm Married Now

Copyright 1907

I love thrift stores.


I would, if I could,
But I can't, Why?
Because I'm married now.
I bid all those things get behind me,
When I took the marriage vow.
I'd join the bunch,
and I'd go to luncheon,
But I've got a hunch.
That I might get a puncheon,
I would, if I could,
But I can't, Why?
Because I'm married now.

Apparently it was "Introduced by the peerless comedienne Miss Mabel Hite" and appears to be autographed by a Mabel Extrand.

So there... or something.
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