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Public Service Announcement for Smokers [Apr. 17th, 2006|03:47 pm]
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There are some airpots in this country that will no longer allow you to carry lighters. If you brng said lighter to the airport, the nice man with the gloves will confiscate it. You are however allowed to have matchbooks as long as they don't see them.

This information may help you in the future, my smoking friends.
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[User Picture]From: parttimecon
2006-04-17 01:52 pm (UTC)
Smoking is the grossest habit.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-21 05:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah yeah. I know.
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2006-04-17 01:56 pm (UTC)
Also, from me, if I see anybody smoking at the bus stop anymore I'm just going to tackle them. Thanks for your time.
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2006-04-19 06:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you. Thank you for intimidating anyone who makes a personal life choice. Thanks for saving people from themselves. Because, you know, people don't know that smoking's bad and yet, choose to do it anyway.
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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2006-04-17 02:00 pm (UTC)
Do the metal detectors find the lighters or what? Did I just sound dumb there?
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2006-04-17 11:53 pm (UTC)
I don't think so.

And hey! ... thanks for reading my friends list. :D
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From: skittish_derby
2006-04-17 02:38 pm (UTC)
that is rediculous... a lighter could save your life!! have you read intensity by dean koontz?

a good lighter is a good defense mechanism.
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[User Picture]From: lbshimmer
2006-04-17 10:46 pm (UTC)
i love that book!
good read!
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[User Picture]From: jewddha
2006-04-17 02:59 pm (UTC)
Yet they're allowing so many things again, like msot types of knitting needles.
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2006-04-17 06:25 pm (UTC)
I was just thinking about that today. I guess women just aren't threatening enough unless they are talking about being paid enough.
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[User Picture]From: medium_density
2006-04-17 03:13 pm (UTC)
lighters are cool, but smoking is bad.
i once took the igarette off a smoker who was smoking ina non smoking area next toa baby.
then i had to run away sos he would kill me.

im asthmatic, so i hate smoking, it would kill me to smoke.

knitting needles? really? hmmm...i bet theyd let you on with a replica sword, someone should try that like, 'its for show and recreational killing only'.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-04-17 03:17 pm (UTC)
I've wondered about swords too...One of my friends is going to spain/france over the summer and i was going to make them buy me a sword...but not if it won't come back to me!
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[User Picture]From: silent_despair
2006-04-17 03:14 pm (UTC)

-

Actually, you're allowed up to four matchbooks.
But if you carry five, you're a terrorist.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-21 05:20 pm (UTC)

Re: -

It's pretty ridiculous, huh?
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From: tommiie
2006-04-17 03:20 pm (UTC)
AIRPOTS : (noun) 'A pot of air'

What will they think of next, eh?
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From: skittish_derby
2006-04-17 07:18 pm (UTC)
:homer simpson laugh: typos.

:drools:
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[User Picture]From: snapes_mistress
2006-04-17 03:54 pm (UTC)
Also, if you are wearing a belt with a metal buckle and forget to take it off before going thru security, the nice lady will totally feel you up. Ha ha.
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From: tommiie
2006-04-18 04:18 am (UTC)
BUT!

If you're carrying a set of metal furry handcuffs in your backpack cause you're just heading back from seeing a foxxy ex-girlfriend who happens to live in Nottingham...

... airport security will kick your ass.

-le blush
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From: lostways
2006-04-17 04:27 pm (UTC)
Pros
Smoking Can saves lives
Smoking is a great way to meet people
Smoking can kill your enemys
Smoking looks cool (point of view)
Smoking tricks are always welcome
Smoking makes you fat (proven)

Cons
It's smell sticks to everything
It's sinks
It's can cause many healthy problems to you and people around you
If you quite smoking if ya been a while its suppose to make you stronger (...can anyone really prove that?)
Smoking looks stupid (point of view)

I would like a lighter for my birthday, but why can you bring a matchbox and not a lighter? isn't the same thing?
in fact isn't it worst if you didn't put out the match properly?
me is confused
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[User Picture]From: pith_stop
2006-04-17 11:07 pm (UTC)
"If you quite smoking if ya been a while its suppose to make you stronger (...can anyone really prove that?)"

I don't think it has been proven, though I suppose the fact that your body gets used to operating with less oxygen could mean that you have better potential for endurance than you would otherwise. Of course you could just move to Denver and get the same effect.
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From: snoboarder7997
2006-04-17 09:58 pm (UTC)
I hate smoking and have made a personal decision to never try it...and I don't like being around people who are smoking. If they want to smoke that's there choice but I personally don't feel like inhaling their smoke into my lungs...and I still need to see Thank You For Smoking...I've heard it's good.
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[User Picture]From: pith_stop
2006-04-17 11:23 pm (UTC)
Antismoking = moral superiority?
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-04-18 04:30 am (UTC)

Eww smoking.

My dad smokes. Its nasty. Ewww.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-21 05:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Eww smoking.

*shrug* You're welcome to your opinion.
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[User Picture]From: andrewg009
2006-04-18 08:55 am (UTC)
The irony...the irony...delicious like strawberry cheesecake.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-21 06:03 pm (UTC)
*grin* The PSA, you mean?
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[User Picture]From: dragoon_meru
2006-04-18 01:12 pm (UTC)
as for the desk thing, are you under or on top of it?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-21 06:44 pm (UTC)
I was under it.

A girl has to earn money somehow.

*grin*
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-04-18 01:21 pm (UTC)
hehe, airpots :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-21 06:18 pm (UTC)
:P
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