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... I thought it was responsible to carry condoms. [Apr. 14th, 2006|03:05 pm]
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When police in Sri Lanka arrested a man after finding a condom in his wallet, the medical director of the Family Planning Association, Sriyani Basnayake, protested to the police that “condoms are not a security threat.” Police were skeptical, however, according to the state-owned-newspaper Daily News, which quoted one officer as saying, “Why would anyone want to carry a condom in his wallet, unless of course, he was up to some mischeif?”
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[User Picture]From: benchilada
2006-04-14 01:04 pm (UTC)
Only dicks use condoms.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 01:14 pm (UTC)
It's true.

Smart dicks.
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[User Picture]From: letusnowpachang
2006-04-14 01:05 pm (UTC)
Haha, mischief. What a stupid police officer.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 01:14 pm (UTC)
Indeed.
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2006-04-14 01:38 pm (UTC)
I heard a great one from my friend peteymigs

She is actually having to defend a man in court in Oregon State, for picking a flower.

A young man, father of two children, was working at McDonalds, and training two work-release kids from Juvenile Detention. On a break, he picked a tulip from the McDonalds grounds, to give to his girlfriend who was sick and in the hospital. He was immediately fired for his transgression.... of picking a flower and therefore stealing from McDonalds... so as I understand the story so far.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 01:45 pm (UTC)
Oh my Lord. That's RIDICULOUS! I'm glad he's fighting it.
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From: lostways
2006-04-14 01:49 pm (UTC)
*emptys wallet*
let see
a 20, a 5 , some cards of sorts...Coins.... Nope no safe rubber for me can't get arrested now =P

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 04:45 pm (UTC)
Carrying condoms is smart. :) Not just for you, but for your friends too. I can't tell you how many pregnancies I've prevented with my purse.
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2006-04-14 02:00 pm (UTC)
Mischeif?!?! So fucking and leaving a girl pregnant is not? God, people are so ignorant and proud of it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 04:46 pm (UTC)
They really are. Grrrr. :(
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From: december27poet
2006-04-14 03:21 pm (UTC)
Oh God, becuase yes we all know that safe sex is going to bring the end of the world. Oi.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 04:48 pm (UTC)
Indeed.

Safe sex is totally to blame for the huuuuuge population, and HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases that are at such a high and growing number.
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[User Picture]From: i_am_conformist
2006-04-14 03:30 pm (UTC)
SAFE SEX?!?!?! GROSS!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 04:49 pm (UTC)
:P
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From: wupperware
2006-04-14 03:48 pm (UTC)
i thought keeping a condom in your wallet weakened it and made the safe sex hardly as safe. maybe the policeman was doing a good thing.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-04-14 04:20 pm (UTC)
i heard that too...
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2006-04-14 04:19 pm (UTC)
mischeif-y sex! OH NO!!!!!! hahaha. that's funny.

P.S.- some 29 year old guy (my friend's boss) tried to hook up with me today....and that's creepy to me, although....it's probably just because i don't know him and he's my friend's boss. The whole him being 12 years older than me doesn't bother me, although...i -should- bother him. I don't want another child-touching boyfriend! eee!!!


There was really no point to that....i just felt like telling someone because i feel awkward and uncomfortable, and maybe that'll go away now.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 04:53 pm (UTC)
Eeee. Yeah, does he know you're 17? Because.. wow. Guys just don't learn about jailbait, do they?
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From: ex_stdymphna813
2006-04-14 06:36 pm (UTC)
what a trip. how are you? please email me sometime so i may send you a song. i am at ketogah@aol.com.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-14 09:04 pm (UTC)
I don't have an email for Randomposting yet. Let me see if I can set one up.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-04-15 04:43 am (UTC)
whe he he, that sounds like an officer wiggums quote "Why would anyone want to carry a condom in his wallet, unless of course, he was up to some mischeif?”
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-15 08:36 am (UTC)
Nice. :)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-04-15 07:33 am (UTC)

Hahahaha.

That is too damn funny!!!! lol. :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-04-15 08:38 am (UTC)

Re: Hahahaha.

:)
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