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I've heard of people wearing their hearts on their sleeve... [Mar. 31st, 2006|03:16 pm]
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A man in his mid-thirties, whose penis was cut off by a lawn mower blade while he was trying to repair the mower, was rushed to Froedtert Memorial Lutheran Hospital in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. To prevent the tissue from dying before the organ could be reattached a week later, surgeons attached the organ to the man’s arm.
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[User Picture]From: bfes86
2006-03-31 01:15 pm (UTC)
umm...how did he manage to cut off his penis with a lawn mower blade?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 02:02 pm (UTC)
A very good question.

I feel he was not being completely honest with the docs.
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From: m_buggie
2006-03-31 01:16 pm (UTC)
Oh my. That must have been interesting. I wonder if it still, er, functioned the same way? I would imagine not, but that would be funny if it did.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 02:04 pm (UTC)
I reeeeally don't know. *eyes wide*

I'd offer to find out, but I wouldn't really want too.. hehe
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[User Picture]From: i_am_conformist
2006-03-31 01:18 pm (UTC)
i hope the lawn mower's ok.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 02:04 pm (UTC)
Right? LOL
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[User Picture]From: breakingbeauty7
2006-03-31 01:19 pm (UTC)
"... so this one time, i sucked my own dick..." what a great story that could make
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 02:06 pm (UTC)
LOL. Ewwwww....


"It waaaaas sewn to my arm at the time..."
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[User Picture]From: hikaness
2006-03-31 01:39 pm (UTC)
Awkward.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 02:06 pm (UTC)
Agreed.

And perfect choice of icon. I giggled. ;)
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-03-31 02:07 pm (UTC)
Oh. My. God.

I guess that's why they always say you should use protection when having sex with your lawn mower.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 02:11 pm (UTC)
Seriously.

Owwww. ;)
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[User Picture]From: nottaninja
2006-03-31 02:18 pm (UTC)
woah. that must've sucked for his sex life.
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[User Picture]From: lookitsmyra
2006-03-31 02:24 pm (UTC)
can you imagining sleeping with someone whose penis was on his arm?

grossso.
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From: goodtouch
2006-03-31 02:25 pm (UTC)
Damn! Poor guy! That's aweful... Why would they make him wait a freakin week, anyway? And...attatched it to his arm...? I wonder if they reattatched it to him correctly and successfully...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 04:22 pm (UTC)
I don't know. Sounds a bit dodgy to me!
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[User Picture]From: lookitsmyra
2006-03-31 03:03 pm (UTC)
ahh and I'm from Wisconsin! that's ridiculous.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 04:23 pm (UTC)
Did you hear about this happening?
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-03-31 03:07 pm (UTC)
how the hell do you get your dick in the way of the lawnmower blade?? and where on his arm? do you know for how long? how would wearing shirts work haha
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-03-31 03:08 pm (UTC)
my bad,a week later but where on his arm?
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From: zelack
2006-03-31 03:38 pm (UTC)
*throws up everywhere*
I'm so glad my ovaries are inside of me.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 04:25 pm (UTC)
Right!?!? LOL!
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-03-31 04:30 pm (UTC)
"well, I was trying to fix my mower and gawshdangit, it just powered itself on and fell right on my penis!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 04:39 pm (UTC)
"But Sir... What were you doing with your clothes off?"
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-03-31 04:38 pm (UTC)
That's great...I know a guy from Wisconsin...I should make sure it's not him before I fall in love with him anymore than I already am....lol
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 04:45 pm (UTC)
Good call. ;)
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2006-03-31 04:46 pm (UTC)
It would be way more fun if they attached it to his head. Dick head.
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[User Picture]From: spuzzlightyear
2006-03-31 06:12 pm (UTC)
Pics please.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-31 09:11 pm (UTC)
LOL.

No.
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