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... Tmi, perhaps? [Feb. 11th, 2006|10:01 pm]
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A 20-year-old man was given a concrete enema by his mischievous lover. Surgeons had to meticulously remove the cast which, of course, formed the shape of a rectum, perfect in every respect except for the imprint of a ping-pong ball which was apparently used to retain the enema.
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[User Picture]From: recursive
2006-02-11 09:58 pm (UTC)
Who the fuck does that to someone?
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[User Picture]From: warlockdreams
2006-02-12 01:15 pm (UTC)
Randomposting does things like that! That's why it was posted. Ruuun before randomposting cements up your cadburys nugget!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:42 am (UTC)
Oh my gosh, I told you that in confidence! You're in SO much trouble!
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[User Picture]From: warlockdreams
2006-02-13 11:47 am (UTC)
It slipped out, honest. I'm sorry I told the world. Please don't do it to me! PLEASE!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:57 am (UTC)
*pulls out the handcuffs and chains*
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[User Picture]From: warlockdreams
2006-02-13 12:25 pm (UTC)
Oh my
*grins*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 07:06 pm (UTC)
...

*AND THE CEMENT!*
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[User Picture]From: warlockdreams
2006-02-14 01:24 am (UTC)
Oh shit :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-14 05:58 am (UTC)
haha. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:36 am (UTC)
Seriously.
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