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... Tmi, perhaps? [Feb. 11th, 2006|10:01 pm]
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A 20-year-old man was given a concrete enema by his mischievous lover. Surgeons had to meticulously remove the cast which, of course, formed the shape of a rectum, perfect in every respect except for the imprint of a ping-pong ball which was apparently used to retain the enema.
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[User Picture]From: maggiedacatt
2006-02-11 08:35 pm (UTC)
That can't be true. It would burn him, both with the heat of the chemical reaction, and with the alkaline pH (wet concrete can have a pH as high as that of lye).
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2006-02-11 09:32 pm (UTC)
then i suppose he's got a hot ass? (for a hard-ass, anyway.)

p.s. sorry for the corn.
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[User Picture]From: maggiedacatt
2006-02-11 11:03 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:35 am (UTC)
*groan*
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2006-02-14 02:03 pm (UTC)
you know you love it. don't try to pretend. happy valentine's day. will ewe bee my valentine? (baa-buzz)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-16 09:51 am (UTC)
You're right. I love it. ;)

And of course!!! Sorry I agreed late...

I been a busy Random!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:34 am (UTC)
Well, it didn't say that it wasn't an awful experience for the man. *shrug* I got it off news of the weird I believe, and they're pretty good at checking their sources.
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